Did you hear the story of how Prince Harry lost his virginity to an older woman behind a pub in 2001? Oh, you didn’t. Well, then I guess you haven’t been keeping up with the daring tales found in Harry’s hit memoir Spare (a.k.a I got more where that came from, Will and Kate!). Amongst the stories of brotherly brawls and weird war boasting, there was the tender tale of how Harry lost it. Everyone speculated that the “older woman” was someone famous while others like Rupert Everett declared for some reason that Harry was lying about the details and he knows who Harry lost his V-Card to. We can finally rest easy because the mystery woman has come out! And she’s a digger driver and former stable girl named Sasha Walpole.

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Apparently, the world is teeming with very old dogs! If you recall, about two weeks ago, Spike the chihuahua was officially declared the world’s oldest dog at the age of 23. Spike is old enough to drink around the world legally. However, this announcement brought every ancient canine out of the woodwork to declare that THEY were actually the most geriatric of them all. Well, Spike has had to cede his throne because we’ve got a new world’s oldest dog: Bobi, who is a whopping 30 years old! Bobi is as old as My Cousin Vinny!

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Oscar nominee and Vanessa Hudgen’s best friend, Austin Butler, is getting rave reviews and ovations for his performance in Elvis. He’s already won a Golden Globe, so now he’s got to campaign campaign CAMPAIGN to win the fight against Brendan Fraser, Colin Farrell, Bill Nighy, and Paul Mescal. We already heard from Austin’s singing coach that he probably shook up his vocal cords with his Elvis voice so much that it might stick with him FOREVER. And now Austin’s talking, and well, Elvis (or his accent, anyway) will be leaving the building (Austin’s vocal cords) soon.

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Today in When Being Fashionably Late Goes Wrong: Lourdes Leon showed up to last night’s Marc Jacobs show a few minutes late. And when she tried to get in, she heard the word that Madonna screams whenever her social media intern suggests that they should post a pic without filters, “DEE-NIED!” Security wouldn’t let Lourdes in, and in her defense, she didn’t let out the nepo baby battle cry of, “Do you know who I am?!” But the paps did and chanted at the security guard to let her in before Lourdes gave up and left. But well, compared to her mom, Lourdes was extra, extra early, because if Madge was invited to last night’s show, she’d arrive for it tomorrow – Insider

Welcome to another round of Harpo, Who Dis Woman? Is it Shania Twain, Jenna Dewan in lazy Donatella Versace drag, or Erika Jayne on Ozempic? – Lainey Gossip

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