Category: Titanic Tales

The Stepson Of One Of The Billionaire Titan Sub Passengers Went To A Blink-182 Concert

June 21, 2023 / Posted by:

The search continues for the Titan, the teeny tiny OceanGate submersible that disappeared while touring the Titanic shipwreck 12,500 feet under the sea. As I’m writing this, the five passengers aboard have approximately 13 hours of oxygen left. It doesn’t look great. If I were one of the passengers’ loved ones, I’d be freaking out. But grief is a funny thing. One person’s “lie in bed scream-sobbing” is another person’s “go to a Blink-182 show”. See: passenger Hamish Harding’s stepson, Brian Szasz.

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A Submarine Used To Explore Wreckage From The Titanic Has Gone Missing

June 20, 2023 / Posted by:

For the past century, people have been romanticizing the last moments of the SS Titanic‘s ill-fated one-way trip to the bottom of the ocean as if it were a cruise that promoted a little deep-sea diving as an incentive for its guests. Let me remind anyone who wants to see the wreckage in 2023; DON’T. It’s an old rusted ship you can see in photos online, dry and at home. But some people still want to see it up close. And this is one time when the secrets of the sea should have been left where they are as a submarine owned by OceanGate, which provides excursions to see the Titanic after days at sea, has been missing since the weekend, and many are concerned about its whereabouts.

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Okay, So James Cameron’s Scientific “Titanic” Door Study Proved It’s Possible That Jack Could’ve Survived After All

February 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Titanic (the movie) turned 25 this past December, and leading up to its anniversary, its director James Cameron has been talking a lot about it. James already let us know that Leonardo DiCaprio almost didn’t play Jack because he wasn’t interested in auditioning. And then, last month, it was announced that James had conducted an extremely important study to prove that there’s no way Jack could’ve survived if Rose made room for him on that door. And he put theories to the test in a new National Geographic special that shows Rose was not just being selfish and using Jack for conversation until the lifeboats arrived. And well, James was wrong because there is a way that Jack could’ve lived BUT…

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Open Post: Hosted By Kate Winslet’s Confusing Hair On The Poster For The 25th Anniversary Re-Release Of “Titanic”

January 13, 2023 / Posted by:

SPOILER ALERT: Titanic from Titanic sinks, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, Jack Dawson, dies at the end. And for 25 years (holy shit), people have been going back and forth about if Jack would’ve lived if only Kate Winslet’s Rose DeWitt Bukater were more generous with a portion of her broken-off door flotation device. James Cameron even tried to put the whole “Jack could’ve survived if Rose wasn’t a selfish betch” thing to rest by conducting a scientific study. But we can put that debate to rest for a little while as the anniversary theater re-release approaches because a new controversy just came into play, and the internet wants to know what in the RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Silky Nutmeg Ganache’s “Barbie Girl” lip sync wig was the graphic designer who created this poster thinking?!

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Open Post: Hosted By James Cameron’s Scientific Study To Prove Jack Couldn’t Survive On That Floating Door In “Titanic”

December 19, 2022 / Posted by:

JACK DAWSON IS DEAD. He froze to death in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean in the wee hours of April 15, 2012, following the Titanic’s sinking. The question is… did Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) have to die? Rose (Kate Winslet) survived by floating on a door. Could Jack have also fit on that door and lived? In the 25 years since Titanic was released, many have asked this very important question. 47-year-old Kate Winslet is out there promoting another James Cameron project, Avatar: The Way of Water, and when she was asked, she answered, “I don’t fucking know.” But guess who does fucking know? James Fucking Cameron. In a Postmedia interview via the Toronto Sun, 68-year-old James revealed he literally commissioned a scientific study to “put this whole thing to rest and drive a stake through its heart once and for all.” The result? There was no way both Jack and Rose could have survived. RIP Jack Dawson. You were the hottest Leo’s ever been.

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James Cameron Says That Leonardo DiCaprio Almost Didn’t Get Cast In “Titanic” Because He Didn’t Want To Audition

November 23, 2022 / Posted by:

The timeless tale of a vagabond’s dalliance with a door-hogging socialite, Titanic, marks its twenty-fifth anniversary this year. At this point, anyone who has seen it will never let go of the love they have for Jack and Rose, but according to director James Cameron, Kate and Leow were almost cast aas teary-eyed theatergoers instead of the film’s stars. And in a recent interview with GQ (via CNN), James admits had to be convinced by both Kate and Leo that they were right for the part.

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