Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In Round Three!
Last summer’s sweetheart of Norway and the internet, Freya, is definitely lifting her head high with pride (or bowing it low in shame) while lounging on the boats of the angels in heaven, because she’s made it to 2022’s Hot Slut of the Year grand finals! Freya got 41% of the votes and is one step closer to the HSOTY crown! And now, let’s vote on who will be joining The Calm Librarian and Freya the final Hot Slut of 2022 showdown. Your choices for round three are:
September – Colin Mitchell, the UPS driver who quickly realized that something in the milk (read: above-ground pool) wasn’t clean (read: two dogs in ayúdame mode) while making a delivery to a home in Ireton, Iowa. Colin noticed two dogs swimming in the pool by themselves and it didn’t sit right with him. When he discovered that the dog’s humans weren’t home, he went to investigate and found that the pool’s solar cover trapped the dogs and they couldn’t get out. So he saved them, and became an instant hero as his hotness shot up 100000%. And now he’s probably got to deal with other “dogs” (read: thirsty hos in dog costumes) getting “trapped” in a pool while he’s making his deliveries.
October – Michael Ross, the man who was not going to be outdone by Colin Mitchell’s’s animal-saving skills and went into rising flood waters during Hurricane Ian’s wrath to save a cat trapped on an A/C.
November – Paula Abdul’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Performance, the acid trip that Paula Abdul took everyone on during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade when she tap-synched on a giant Jennie-O turkey before being carried by her chorus boys. Jennie definitely O’d that day from the sight of Paula Abdul’s fuckery-filled performance!
December – Waffle House Wendy, the (former) Waffle House employee who became the MVP of a Waffle House battle royale when she easily caught a flying chair that was meant to take her ass out.
Voting is below. The winner of round three will be announced when we start voting in ✨THE FINAL ROUND✨ on Tuesday, February 7th!
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