Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In Round Two!

January 31, 2023 / Posted by:

The first round in the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals is over and has ended with The Calm Librarian sliding into the finals thanks to getting 37% of your votes. And in round two of the HSOTY showdown is The Calm Librarian’s fellow anti-maskhole warrior queen, only, this one’s the direct opposite of fucking calm. Patti LuPone and calm go together like Patti LuPone and a trick who refused to cover up their spewing germ hole in a Broadway theater. And joining Patti LuPone’s verbal slapdown on an anti-masker is a certified beauty queen, a lounging master of chaos, and a true pussy hero! Here are your choices for round two:

MayPatti LuPone’s Mask Rant, the sermon that La LuPone launched into the ear holes of audience members at an after-show Q&A for Company on Broadway when they refused to wear their masks correctly. They even dared to tell La LuPone that they paid her bills! Audacity was re-defined several times that night. That moment helped La LuPone make the decision to exit Broadway for now. So it may be one of La LuPone’s last magnificent Broadway performances in a while. So if she doesn’t win HSOTY, she should at least win a Tony Lifetime Achievement Award for checking a trick.

JuneMr. Happy Face, the 17-year-old hairless Chinese crested and Chihuahua mix who not only does an A+++ impersonation of me after watching one episode of MILF Manor but is also the current reigning World’s Ugliest Dog.

JulyFreya, the instantly iconic walrus who was the party time IT girl of Norway last summer. Because when she wasn’t lounging on boats, she was sinking them and causing a commotion. Sadly, Freya was given the long kiss goodnight after the evil powers-that-be declared that she was a threat to human safety (more like the other way around) and now she’s lounging on boats and causing a commotion in heaven.

AugustBilly, the cat who thought, “okay, so I guess I’ll give catmanity some good PR with the humans,” when he woke up his human who was having a heart attack in her sleep and saved her.

Voting is below. The winner of this round will be named when we vote in round three on Friday, February 3rd!

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