I don’t know if part of Linda Hamilton’s divorce settlement from James Cameron included securing a starring role in his third attempt to milk the Terminator franchise drier than a mummy, but if it was, congratulations? In a new trailer for the upcoming movie Terminator: Dark Fate, Linda reprises her iconic role of future-saver Sarah Connor and she’s brought her big guns with her. She looks amazing and seems to have been keeping up with her pull ups routine. And it looks like she shared her workout, and original costume, with co-star Mackenzie Davis.
Oscar-winning director and professional at sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong, James Cameron, had some words to say about Aquaman. Specifically, that the movie–about a super-powered man from the lost underwater city of Atlantis who can breathe underwater and communicate with marine life–is not realistic enough. I also have some comments to make about unrealistic movies. Namely, in the Avengers films: when the Hulk’s clothing rips off when he transforms it is highly unrealistic and we need to be seeing big green dick.
Wonder Woman was one of the biggest films of 2017; it made almost $822 million worldwide, got mostly good reviews and is locked down for a sequel. But about two months after Wonder Woman’s release, James Cameron decided to verbally crap all over her good time, saying the film wasn’t really the feminist celebration people thought it was.
WW director Patty Jenkins slapped back at James. Gal Gadot kept quit until now. It turns out she was operating under a “Don’t feed the troll” mentality.
The holidays are here, and there is only one topic in the world that you can talk about with your entire family without pissing anyone off just as they pass the gravy: why couldn’t Rose AND Jack fit on that door and both live in Titanic?! Continue reading
The first of the four Avatar sequels, Avatar 2: The Papyrus Diaries, doesn’t even come out until 2020 and yet these days it seems like you can’t throw a rock without hitting James Cameron while he’s talking Avatar this and Avatar that. Today’s rock caused some collateral damage when it bounced off James’ ego and landed on Kate Winslet who has just signed on for a leading role in the franchise.
A couple of months ago, James Cameron opined that the most recent Patty Jenkins helmed blockbuster Wonder Woman, starring Gal Gadot, was a step back for women everywhere because Gal has nice tits. Recently, James was out promoting Avatar 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 8 (7 will go straight to streaming) and decided to show the world what a real feminist looks like and doubled down on his criticism of Patty’s “too hot for basement dwelling neckbeards to handle” film. Thankfully Lynda Carter, a true feminist icon, was there to titty slap James across the face.