Grimes And Elon Musk Changed Their 1-Year-Old Daughter’s Name To “Y”
As if having Elon Musk’s children wasn’t embarrassing enough, Grimes has changed her second child’s name to Y. Grimes tried to change the poor kid’s name to just “?” but the government wouldn’t allow it. Honestly, ? is a perfect name since it doubles as our reactions to this news. It also represents the look on teachers’ faces when they read their daughter’s name off of their clipboard for the first time. Actually, “?” just about sums up most of our feelings towards Grimes’ life choices in the past few years.
Gwyneth Paltrow Testified At Trial That She Lost A Half Day’s Worth Of Skiing
Day five of Caucasian Court TV’s highest-rated show, The Cashmere Yeti: Vengeance at Deer Valley, is underway and earlier today we heard testimony from Terry Sanderson, the 76-year-old retired optometrist who claims that his life was ruined after Gwyneth Paltrow sent him “absolutely flying” when she skied into him from behind at the Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah in 2016. Terry claims to have suffered permanent brain damage that has turned into an unlikable person and robbed him of his ability to enjoy the simple pleasures of life, like wine tasting. On Friday, Gwyneth took the stand and claimed that it was Terry who skied into her that day, and as a result, she “lost half a day of skiing.” She did not, however, blame him for her personality or her inability to enjoy the simple pleasures of life, like food tasting.
Open Post: Hosted By Daniel Radcliffe And Erin Darke Announcing That They’re Expecting Their First Baby
Maybe Daniel Radcliffe’s Equus peen party didn’t work to decrease the frequency with which he’s been referred to as “hey, Harry Potter!” rather than his given name over the years, but his peen DID work to make a baby with his long-time love, Erin Darke. The couple of over a decade just announced they have a baby on the way!
Hailey Bieber Thanked Selena Gomez For Asking Her Fans To Stand Down, And Selena Was Spotted Kissing Zayn Malik
On Friday, Selena Gomez valiantly posted an Instagram Story ordering her fans to stop hating on her arch-rival Hailey Bieber. 30-year-old Selena explained that 26-year-old Hailey had reached out to her and shared that she’d been receiving death threats since their feud re-ignited in February because of her and Kylie Jenner’s eyebrow videos. I know, I know. The kids are not alright. After Selena posted her very serious Instagram Story, BuzzFeed reports that Hailey responded with a Story of her own. While Hailey probably wanted to write something like, “Fuck Selena, she can eat my nepo baby ass!” she took the high road and thanked Selena for “speaking out.”
A Mississippi Anchor Was Removed From Air After Using One Of Snoop Dogg’s Most Popular Catchphrases
Sometimes it’s better to just remain silent if you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. And this tried, and true lesson of thinking before you speak may have come to claim the employment of WLBT-TV’s meteorologist Barbie Bassett. Recently, during a conversation about marijuana leaf-turned-rapper Snoop Dogg, she and her co-workers were on air discussing the latest addition to his wine collection. When one of the anchors suggested this latest flavor would ensure boozy Barbie’s devotion to Snoop, she agreed by saying, “Fo shizzle, my nizzle” (“nizzle” is slang for the N-word). But what she didn’t know is that her poor choice of words lead to her ultimate firing because this isn’t the first time she’s done something like this.
Harry Styles And Emily Ratajkowski Were Papped Kissing In Tokyo
Harry Styles has seemingly vowed to take his palate on a worldwide journey of Epicurean adventures throughout recent history; first, tethering himself to Olivia Wilde, the finest salad dressing artisan this side of the pond. Then, sampling his own podiatric soup while performing in Australia. And now, he’s taken his edacious tastebuds to the streets of Tokyo, where he and Emily Ratajkowski were just papped awkwardly tasting each other’s desperately attention-seeking mouths.