It’s true what they say: once you start dating Taylor Swift, you’re guaranteed press for anything you do! Embarking on her bad girl era, Taylor is dating Matty Healy, the lead singer of The 1975 and Azealia Banks’s new nemesis. The two have been hot (holding hands) and heavy (smooching in pubic), which has truly riled up the Swifties. It’s a dream come true: Matty gets his press, and Taylor gets to explore a cool new side for the inevitable album. Matty is so happy that he’s just kissing anyone he can get his hands on.
Harry Styles has seemingly vowed to take his palate on a worldwide journey of Epicurean adventures throughout recent history; first, tethering himself to Olivia Wilde, the finest salad dressing artisan this side of the pond. Then, sampling his own podiatric soup while performing in Australia. And now, he’s taken his edacious tastebuds to the streets of Tokyo, where he and Emily Ratajkowski were just papped awkwardly tasting each other’s desperately attention-seeking mouths.
As you well know, ain’t shit going on these days besides Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas wilding around town like a couple of 12-year olds whose mom is late picking them up from the mall. With nary a red carpet at which to gawk, we’re having to resort to tales of yesteryear to keep us entertained. Yesteryear, Lena Dunham had us gagged at the red carpet premiere for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. And I mean gagged literally because not only was she wearing a distressed feathered Fraggle pelt, she also made a scene by trying to suck the ever-loving life force out of her co-star Brad Pitt, seemingly against his will. Well, Lena has a perfectly good explanation for that, and she told it to Andy Cohen on a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live. She was licking pizza juice off his face. Sadly, that’s the only inference I can make from Lena’s roundabout non-explanation.