Harry Styles has seemingly vowed to take his palate on a worldwide journey of Epicurean adventures throughout recent history; first, tethering himself to Olivia Wilde, the finest salad dressing artisan this side of the pond. Then, sampling his own podiatric soup while performing in Australia. And now, he’s taken his edacious tastebuds to the streets of Tokyo, where he and Emily Ratajkowski were just papped awkwardly tasting each other’s desperately attention-seeking mouths.
You know, sometimes I’ll go entire weeks not remembering that Paris Hilton still exists in this world. And then someone will say something’s hot, or even worse, I’ll say something’s hot, and I’ll hear or say it in Paris’ patented nasally monotone voice, and I’ll hate myself for it. It’s a sticky wicket because lots of things are hot. Food is hot, sometimes in two different ways! The weather, a stove, and Tom Hardy literally doing anything, are all good occasions for an exclamation of elevated temperature. But what’s never hot is saying “that’s hot” about a child. But that’s just what Paris Hilton herself did when commenting on a picture that 15-year-old Millie Bobby Brown posted on Instagram. Now, no one’s checking for Paris these days, so it took Evan Rachel Wood responding to her comment to provide us with our bi-monthly reminder of Paris’ continued existence.