Category: Elon Musk

A Disparity In Weight Is Holding Up The Elon Musk Vs Mark Zuckerberg Fight Match

June 23, 2023 / Posted by:

This week tech billionaires Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg got bored of making the internet a worse place and challenged one another to a cage fight. And while you’d think these two would be too busy running their companies into the ground to take off for this catfight, the only thing that’s supposedly holding up the scrimmage is the height and weight difference between the two rivals.

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Mark Zuckerberg Has Agreed To Elon Musk’s Proposal For A Cage Fight!

June 22, 2023 / Posted by:

If you’re in the mood to watch two pasty pale white men with too much money and not enough common sense windmill and slap-kick inside a cage, you’re in luck. Because in this corner, we have tech billionaire Elon Musk, who recently pondered the idea of pummeling Mark Zuckerberg‘s puny face into a mat while onlookers scream, “Fuck Meta!” Then in the other corner, we have Mark, the Big Brother of social media. After Elon sent him a friend request to a potential cage match, Mark graciously accepted this unexpected Verzuz battle that none of us wanted but are soooo glad we’re getting since, collectively, we don’t like either one of them.

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The Twitter Blue Check Marks Are Back On Celebrities’ Profiles But They Don’t Want It

April 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Twitter continues to be a shitshow. After purchasing the third-tier social platform for $44 billion and quickly setting the advertiser program on fire, Elon Musk has been scrambling to find a way to monetize the site. His beef with the “blue checks” of Twitter, who constantly made fun of him in front of their millions of followers simply forced him to remove the verification tag and make everyone pay for it. Unfortunately, Elon’s masterful gambit didn’t work because, on top of the popular people being very vocal about how dumb his reasoning for removing the checks were, they also decided not to shell out $8 bucks for the modern version of the scarlet letter. Unable to handle being “owned” so publicly, the business titan has begun to pay for celebrities’ Twitter Blue subscriptions. The reaction to the reinstated tags has mainly been terrible.

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Elon Musk Is Personally Paying For The Twitter Check Marks Of Certain Celebrities Like Stephen King And LeBron James

April 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Despite that poll that let Elon Musk know that he should step down as the head (and head butcherer) of Twitter, he has not stepped down as promised, even though Twatter is reportedly worth less than half of what he paid for it. Well, one thing Elon actually did manage to follow through with his plan to get rid of verified blue check marks unless you pay $8 a month. Yes, even famous people are falling victim to the Twitter blue check mark purge. But Doja Cat doesn’t care, as she recently said that having a blue check mark on Twitter nowadays makes you a “complete loser.” Sadly, some famous people are being relegated to Complete Loserville, as Elon claims that he himself is paying for the verification of several celebrities. That screams, “trying to buy the love of the popular kids so they like me!

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Twitter’s Free Blue Checkmarks End Today And Celebrities Don’t Want To Pay

April 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Remember when Elon Musk was forced to buy Twitter for billions even though he was joking about buying it in the first place but then pretended he wanted to own it all along so that he could create a platform that promoted free speech. Instead, he slowly broke it (while also slowly becoming broke) because he kept trying to make people like him? From messing with the algorithm to charging spammers users $8 for a coveted blue verification tick, Twitter is somehow still around despite Elon’s genius ideas. And even though his Twitter Blue subscription model isn’t going as well as he hoped, the Boss Baby is doubling down on the concept. Twitter recently announced that legacy verified users would lose their blue ticks unless they pay up by April 1st. Unfortunately for him, the plan is going about as well, using dank memes to win Grimes back.

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Grimes And Elon Musk Changed Their 1-Year-Old Daughter’s Name To “Y”

March 27, 2023 / Posted by:

As if having Elon Musk’s children wasn’t embarrassing enough, Grimes has changed her second child’s name to Y. Grimes tried to change the poor kid’s name to just “?” but the government wouldn’t allow it. Honestly, ? is a perfect name since it doubles as our reactions to this news. It also represents the look on teachers’ faces when they read their daughter’s name off of their clipboard for the first time. Actually, “?” just about sums up most of our feelings towards Grimes’ life choices in the past few years.

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