Category: WTF

A Lawsuit Accuses A Pooping Unicorn Toy Of Ripping Off The Black Eyed Peas’ Song “My Humps”

January 24, 2023 / Posted by:

The Black Eyes Peas may have retired from playing their hit song My Humps live more than a decade ago, but that doesn’t mean a trick won’t sue over copyright infringement for it. The 2005 song from their fourth album, Monkey Business, changed the landscape of body-part-related songcraft–I mean, it hits all the parts! What are “my humps” exactly? Anything, everything, whatever part you want them to be. Although, it is certainly not unicorn poop–at least, not unlicensed unicorn poop. Publisher BMG is suing MGA Entertainment over its Poopsie Slime Surprise toys which used a parody version of My Humps called My Poops. Just when you thought the artistic integrity of My Humps couldn’t get lower–Enter: My Poops.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Emotional Support Plush Man Bear

November 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Move over, Chia Pet! Get outta here, Snuggie! This year’s novelty Christmas gift is here! Are you a teddy bear fan but wished upon a star that they were more human-like? Your dream has come alive in the form of Loving Bear Puffy. Yes, this 5’7” bear with the body of a burly man and an ass that won’t quit is available for snuggles and terrifying anyone who visits your apartment!

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A Virtual Rapper Was Signed To Capitol Records And Then Dropped Over Racial Stereotypes

August 24, 2022 / Posted by:

Today in “WTF Girl? Humanity Has Really Made A Wrong Turn” news: a Black A.I. rapper, FN Meka, created by non-Black people, who raps the N-word, was signed to and then immediately dropped from Capitol Records after the internet said: “We literally do not have time for this.” Meet: FN Meka, the racially stereotyped augmented reality entity that is probably going to one day join a computer hive mind and kill us all.

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Ricky Martin’s Attorney Denies The Accusations That He Had A Sexual And Abusive Relationship With His Nephew

July 16, 2022 / Posted by:

So…are you having a great day today? If you are, then you probably didn’t read last night about how the domestic violence allegations against 50-year-old Ricky Martin in Puerto Rico took a sharp turn down WTF Way when it was revealed that his accuser is his 21-year-old nephew. Ricky is facing accusations that he was in a sexual and abusive relationship with his nephew for months and when it ended, Ricky got even crazier and stalked his nephew. Through his lawyer, Ricky is denying the allegations and calling them “disgusting.” We go-sign that “disgusting” comment, Ricky’s lawyer.

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Princess Märtha Of Norway Got Engaged To Her Celebrity Spiritual Hacker Boyfriend

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Princess Märtha Louise of Norway is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, celebrity healer, “risen-from-the-dead spiritual guide,” self-professed sixth-generation shaman, third-generation psychic, and “spiritual hacker” Durek Verrett, aka Shaman Durek. These two went public with their love back in 2019, and have hosted controversial spiritual seminars using the title “The Princess and the Shaman” (Vanity Fair used the same title for their 2020 interview with the couple). To say Norwegians aren’t impressed with their princess’ choice of man is an understatement; polls show 92% of the country believe Shaman Durek is a charlatan. They compare him to Rasputin. The couple blames the criticism on racism. Either way, Norwegians better change their tune, cuz if enough people die, Shaman Durek could be their future king!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Paid Over $15,000 For A Realistic Dog Costume To Fulfill His Dream Of Becoming An Animal

May 28, 2022 / Posted by:

If a realistic cat backpack isn’t for you, may I interest you in a realistic dog costume? All it takes to become a four-legged hairy beast is $15K and a dream! A Japanese gentleman named Toko made his lifelong wish to become an animal a reality after commissioning a highly specialized sculpting company to make him the best dog costume you can find this side of Party City. This might be a game-changer for the furry community!

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