Category: Being Rich Is Hard

Oprah Went Viral For Her Response When Asked For Christmas Gift Ideas That Are Under $100

December 21, 2022 / Posted by:

When you’re as rich as Oprah Winfrey, you tend to forget that purchasing diamond-encrusted toothpicks for your favorite folks during the holidays isn’t necessarily a normal thing. And while hiding her eyes behind a pair of sunglasses that probably cost more than what we have in our savings accounts she was reminded of this fact after a video went viral on Tik Tok when TMZ’s Colin Drummond asked what gift he should give his ailing mother. Oprah countered with a gift that was in the $100 range, and when Colin informed her that was too much, the look of horror on her face basically screamed, “If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass HOME!

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Open Post: Hosted By Kathy Hilton Reapplying Her Lipstick On Stage During Mariska Hargitay’s People’s Choice Awards Acceptance Speech

December 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Anyone who’d been under the impression that Kathy Hilton’s awkward, dim, and out-of-touch rich lady antics were reserved for her quirky and dysfunctional The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills persona would be incorrect; because Kathy also just brought her awkward, dim, and out-of-touch rich lady antics to the 2022 People’s Choice Awards stage. Last night, Kathy and a few of her RHOBH castmates took the stage as presenters, but when it was time to take a few steps back for Mariska Hargitay to give her acceptance speech for “drama TV star of 2022,” Kathy either forgot where she was or gave no fucks about decorum as she applied lipstick while on stage–also while on camera.

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Taylor Swift Tops The List Of Carbon Emitting Celebrities Thanks To Her Rampant Use Of Private Jets

July 30, 2022 / Posted by:

As you may have noticed, the world is slowly roasting. And though it’s great for a chic summer tan, it’s less great for the survival of our species. Despite what you may think, an existential crisis of this magnitude doesn’t mean all that much to some members of society, namely the private jet class. You can’t show off your celebrity status by riding around on an e-bike! Kylie Jenner recently got into some globally warmed hot water for taking a quick 17-minute jet trip instead of driving 45 minutes in light traffic like the rest of us commoners. The youngest of Kris Jenner’s Koven was taken to task for her less than eco-friendly transport habits. So with all this focus on private jets, a digital marketing agency decided to do some research to find out who was the WORST “climate criminal.” And that person is: Taylor Swift! Yep, Doctor Tay Tay is as bad as one of the villains in a Captain Planet episode!

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Sydney Sweeney Says That She Can’t Afford To Take A Six-Month Break Because They Don’t Pay Actors Like They Used To

July 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Actors: They’re just like us! At least according to HBO Max’s teenage angst-darling, Euphoria‘s Sydney Sweeney. Sydney tells The Hollywood Reporter that even though we all think she’s a hot high-paid actress (she is) she actually isn’t paid as much as she could be or as much as actors used to be. Sydney is getting checks from HBO (The White Lotus, Euphoria) and Sony/Marvel (Madame Web), but still, she says that she can’t afford to take a six-month break from acting. As opposed to the rest of the world–who could easily take off half a year from our day jobs to fuck around and not suffer financially.

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Rihanna Has Made Her Debut On Forbes’ Annual Billionaires List

April 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Every year Forbes magazine reminds us we’re poor by listing the world’s richest richies. And Rihanna is probably weirded out again today because she’s probably getting a lot of “congratulations for being so rich” texts since she made Forbes’ billionaires list for the first time. Other names include Kim Kardashian, directors Tyler Perry and Peter Jackson, Oprah Winfrey, and Kanye West. But of course, since this is Ye we’re talking about you know he had something to say about his ranking.

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Open Post: Hosted By The $16 An Hour Chef Job At Salt Bae’s Fancy London Restaurant

November 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Remember Salt Bae? He’s back again!…and again…and again. We need to let memes die, people. It’s not good for us. Anyway, Salt Bae is back in the news and not just for his $2,000 steaks but also for his outrageously low-paying job offers! For the low low pay of $16 an hour, you can cook alongside your favorite internet chef and serve meals that are worth four paychecks to the insanely wealthy. If that’s not a dream job, then your standards are clearly too high!

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