Category: Being Rich Is Hard

Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna’s $1 Million Diamond Toe Ring

May 26, 2023 / Posted by:

Billionaire panty princess Rihanna has never had any problems letting us know she’s not rich; she’s wealthy. Believe me, there’s a difference because if you’re rich you vacation on an island. When you’re wealthy, you own the damn island, and that’s your lesson in Finances 101. Now that she and her lottery ticket-winning lover A$AP Rocky are expecting tax dependent #2, Rihanna is basically spending her time taking pictures and being fabulous. However, when new trends pop up, leave it to her to show all the broke hoes how to do it better. This is the case with the new “quiet luxury” trend taking place on TikTok. Rihanna also participated but spoke loudly and shut everyone else up by showcasing her $1 million dollar toe ring.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Testified At Trial That She Lost A Half Day’s Worth Of Skiing

March 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Day five of Caucasian Court TV’s highest-rated show, The Cashmere Yeti: Vengeance at Deer Valley, is underway and earlier today we heard testimony from Terry Sanderson, the 76-year-old retired optometrist who claims that his life was ruined after Gwyneth Paltrow sent him “absolutely flying” when she skied into him from behind at the Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah in 2016. Terry claims to have suffered permanent brain damage that has turned into an unlikable person and robbed him of his ability to enjoy the simple pleasures of life, like wine tasting. On Friday, Gwyneth took the stand and claimed that it was Terry who skied into her that day, and as a result, she “lost half a day of skiing.” She did not, however, blame him for her personality or her inability to enjoy the simple pleasures of life, like food tasting.

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A Fancy Country Club Is Being Rocked By A Cheating Scandal Involving A Tennis Instructor

March 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Page Six has some piping hot, non-famous rich people drama coming out of the  Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, CA. A woman, who is a resident of the club, sent out a letter to all her neighbors saying her husband was cheating with a tennis pro club at the club and warned the others about her husband’s side piece. Finally, a tennis sex scandal NOT involving Tiger Woods.

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Oprah Went Viral For Her Response When Asked For Christmas Gift Ideas That Are Under $100

December 21, 2022 / Posted by:

When you’re as rich as Oprah Winfrey, you tend to forget that purchasing diamond-encrusted toothpicks for your favorite folks during the holidays isn’t necessarily a normal thing. And while hiding her eyes behind a pair of sunglasses that probably cost more than what we have in our savings accounts she was reminded of this fact after a video went viral on Tik Tok when TMZ’s Colin Drummond asked what gift he should give his ailing mother. Oprah countered with a gift that was in the $100 range, and when Colin informed her that was too much, the look of horror on her face basically screamed, “If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass HOME!

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Open Post: Hosted By Kathy Hilton Reapplying Her Lipstick On Stage During Mariska Hargitay’s People’s Choice Awards Acceptance Speech

December 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Anyone who’d been under the impression that Kathy Hilton’s awkward, dim, and out-of-touch rich lady antics were reserved for her quirky and dysfunctional The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills persona would be incorrect; because Kathy also just brought her awkward, dim, and out-of-touch rich lady antics to the 2022 People’s Choice Awards stage. Last night, Kathy and a few of her RHOBH castmates took the stage as presenters, but when it was time to take a few steps back for Mariska Hargitay to give her acceptance speech for “drama TV star of 2022,” Kathy either forgot where she was or gave no fucks about decorum as she applied lipstick while on stage–also while on camera.

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Taylor Swift Tops The List Of Carbon Emitting Celebrities Thanks To Her Rampant Use Of Private Jets

July 30, 2022 / Posted by:

As you may have noticed, the world is slowly roasting. And though it’s great for a chic summer tan, it’s less great for the survival of our species. Despite what you may think, an existential crisis of this magnitude doesn’t mean all that much to some members of society, namely the private jet class. You can’t show off your celebrity status by riding around on an e-bike! Kylie Jenner recently got into some globally warmed hot water for taking a quick 17-minute jet trip instead of driving 45 minutes in light traffic like the rest of us commoners. The youngest of Kris Jenner’s Koven was taken to task for her less than eco-friendly transport habits. So with all this focus on private jets, a digital marketing agency decided to do some research to find out who was the WORST “climate criminal.” And that person is: Taylor Swift! Yep, Doctor Tay Tay is as bad as one of the villains in a Captain Planet episode!

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