Category: Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe And Erin Darke Welcomed Their First Child

April 25, 2023 / Posted by:

Less than a month ago, we learned that Daniel Radcliffe and his long-time partner Erin Darke were expecting their first baby together. I went ahead and tucked that information into the deepest recesses of my brain folds, assuming it would be eons until Erin finally popped out her wee one. Well, guess what? The baby has already arrived! Daniel’s rep confirmed the happy news to People. Wow, so fast! Did Daniel use (one sec, must Google “Harry Potter time travel spell” to make joke work)… a Time-Turner?

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Open Post: Hosted By Daniel Radcliffe And Erin Darke Announcing That They’re Expecting Their First Baby

March 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Maybe Daniel Radcliffe’s Equus peen party didn’t work to decrease the frequency with which he’s been referred to as “hey, Harry Potter!” rather than his given name over the years, but his peen DID work to make a baby with his long-time love, Erin Darke. The couple of over a decade just announced they have a baby on the way! 

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Helena Bonham Carter Defended Johnny Depp And J.K. Rowling Against The Ills Of “Cancel Culture”

November 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Generally, well-tolerated kook Helena Bonham Carter admitted to having consulted a psychic to ask permission to play Princess Margaret on The Crown. But it doesn’t take a psychic to know that railing against cancel culture in defense of Johnny Depp and J.K. Rowling is a great way to transform yourself into a formally well-tolerated kook. Instead of paying some smelly hippy in a headband to read her Tarot cards, Helena could have just read the room and learned, FOR FREE, that J.K. and Johnny are perfectly capable of reminding us how much they suck without her help. Unless, of course, that smelly hippy with a headband was Johnny all along, posing as a psychic to trick HBC into accusing Amber Heard of jumping on the #MeToo bandwagon “because it’s the trend and to be the poster girl for it.” Say what you will about his aroma, but the man can really sell a bit!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “Weird: The Al Yankovic Story”

August 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Earlier this year we learned Daniel Radcliffe was going to play Weird Al Yankovic in Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, which will, for some insane reason, stream exclusively on The Roku Channel. Today, the trailer dropped, and it looks like the movie is a send-up of gritty Oscar-baity music biopics. We see Weird Al lose himself to drugs and booze (the real Al is a teetotaler), have a steamy affair with Madonna (Evan Rachel Wood), and viciously put out a cigarette on Will Forte’s hand. So this flick’s a parody of a parodist. Trippy.

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Daniel Radcliffe Will Play Weird Al Yankovic In A Biopic

January 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Ray. Bird. Selena. Amadeus. Weird? Hell yes! Of course, Weird Al Yankovic belongs among the pantheon of great artists with first name recognition deserving of a feature-length biopic. And who better to play him than recent Golden Globe winner Nicole Kidman? Nobody, that’s right. But Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is being developed to stream exclusively on The Roku Channel, so obviously they can’t afford her. That means Daniel Radcliffe will be the one to sport a tragic wig and endure months of cynical skepticism that he doesn’t have what it takes to bring Weird Al to life. Nobody is going to buy a magical wizard boy as a professional accordion player. He doesn’t have the range.

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