The Alleged Victim In Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ski Accident Trial Claims He Can No Longer Enjoy Wine Tasting Because Of Her

A scream pierces the crystalline blue skies above a pristine alpine wonderland. Suddenly, chaos. A once “charming” man’s life is forever altered. He is, after a run-in with one Gwyneth Kate Paltrow, AKA the Cashmere Yeti, “no longer charming.” So says the attorney of Terry Sanderson, the man who claims his ability to enjoy the finer things in life, like wine tasting, was snuffed out in an instant when Gwyneth plowed into him on the bunny slope of the Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah on Feb. 26, 2016, a day that will live in infamy. The stakes literally could not be higher for Gwyneth as she continues to fight for her honor in a drab and drafty civil courtroom. Gwyneth stands accused of causing Terry to suffer “a life-altering brain injury” as a result of her “neglect, her choices and her disregard,” according to The Washington Post. Terry, 76, is suing Gwyneth for $300,000, down from his initial request for $3 million. Gwyneth is counter-suing for $1.

In previous testimony, Terry’s attorney made the damning claim that “Before this crash, Terry was an outgoing, charming, gregarious person, but after the crash, he’s no longer charming.” And yesterday, on day two of the trial, the court heard chilling testimony from a neurologist who claims that not only is Terry unable to enjoy the taste of a 2016 Cardinale Cabernet Sauvignon, he once got lost in a Home Depot. According to The New York Post:

A medical expert at the Gwyneth Paltrow ski crash trial says the man she allegedly hit suffered such a blow that he can no longer do the things he enjoys, including wine tastings and spending time with loved ones.

“Terry had been a high-functioning, active person,” Gibby told the court Wednesday. “Every day he was doing lots of things. Meeting groups, wine tasting, skiing, volunteering.

“After the accident, he deteriorated abruptly and many of the activities he loved to do, he stopped doing.”

The neurologist noted that Sanderson has had to call the police to help him find his car in a parking lot while out hiking one day, and that he’s even gotten lost at a Home Depot.

At least he can walk into a Home Depot! Win or lose, after this humiliation, Gwyneth wouldn’t be caught dead in one. And parking lots are out of the question. This has rattled her so forcefully she’ll never park anywhere without a valet again! However, it sounds as if the once charming Terry, who waited three years after the accident to file his suit, might just be a notorious alleged asshole.

Gibby added that following the crash, Sanderson’s relationship with his children, grandchildren and girlfriend all suffered due to his alleged change in cognitive abilities.

He also rejected the defense’s claim that Sanderson’s health problems were caused by pre-existing conditions and advanced age.

“I don’t think we can pin his problems on his pre-existing conditions,” Gibby said.

Upon cross-examination, however, Gibby admitted that there was no clear evidence that the alleged abnormalities in Sanderson’s brain were caused by the skiing crash.

The expert also conceded that he failed to do an “extensive” analysis into Sanderson’s mental functions following the accident.

In her defense, Gwyneth, who is expected to take the stand tomorrow, countered his assertions that she plowed into him, stating rather, it was Terry who plowed into her. But on the mean slopes of Park City, everybody must get plowed. Even the slopes themselves. Here’s an illustration that highlights their differing perspectives. Now tell me, can you spot the difference?

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— 🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥 (@wyntermitchell) March 23, 2023

Yes, that’s right! Gwyneth’s kids were there. And according to WaPo, they are expected to testify, as is Gwyneth’s husband Brad Falchuk. Which I hope and pray means we will be getting at least one season of American Crime Story: Two Assholes Walk Into An Apres Ski Bar. Ryan Murphy, Sarah Paulson is ready to take your call.

The trial is expected to run for eight days total, so you know Gwyneth’s probably burning one of her pussy candles and praying they hurry up and indict Donald Trump already so the press will have something better to do.

Pic: YouTube