In the ever-growing list of things that people have decided to get outraged about and demand that they be pulled from schools, the Dolly Parton and Miley Cyrus song Rainbowland and Michelangelo’s David are the newest additions. You know, because with school shootings continuing to be a regular occurrence in the US, it’s Dolly Parton’s beautiful yodel and David’s 522-year-old marble goodies that are a threat to children.

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Though Jen Shah deserves to get time added on to her 6.5-year prison sentence simply for her pre-plea deal”Not Guilty” merch, she instead just caught a break by having a whole year shaved off the time she’s currently serving after pleading guilty to wire fraud. Jen just reported to prison on February 17. 

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And just like that,  the witch that Shakira placed on her balcony and pointed toward the house of her mother’s ex makes a lot more sense. Because sources claim that Gerard Pique’s mom Montserrat Bernabeu not only knew he was cheating on Shakira but helped cover up his wandering peen ways. This allegedly led to a physical fight between Shakira and Mama Pique. Shakira has taken on wild boars before, so she’s not one to fuck with. But if Mama Pique has mastered the abuelita martial art of chancleta fighting, then that was definitely a battle for the ages – Latin Post

Prince Harry was in London today to make a surprise appearance in court for the first hearing in his latest legal tussle against The Daily Mail. Elton John, who is also suing The Mail for privacy violations along with Harry and other celebrities, was also there today. Well, Harry didn’t have to pack a tub of Crisco to slather his face with and razors to stick in the ten ginger hairs on his dome for this trip to his homeland. Because he didn’t have to worry about his brother Prince William attacking his ass again. P. Willy and his family are out of town for their children’s Easter break – The Daily Beast

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If you find that you absolutely must suck up to a billionaire, find you one like Angelina Jolie’s recent lunch date, David Mayer de Rothschild. Not only has his family name been swinging doors (and legs) open since the 16th century, but he’s worth approximately $10 billion, under 50, 6’4” tall, and claims to be an “environmentalist.” Not to be confused with that other noted Eco-warrior, poor distant relation Nicky Hilton Rothschild, David doesn’t just play at environmentalism by dressing the part, according to Page Six, “per his Instagram bio, he also wants to ‘warn and inform people about global warming.’” In case you were wondering what he and Angie discussed over lunch at Nobu Malibu last Thursday.

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Nathan Lane is back on Broadway in the play Pictures from Home, so he went on Sunday Today to promote that shit and discuss his career. Variety reports that 67-year-old Nathan got to talkin’ about starring in the 1996 classic, The Birdcage, with the late great Robin Williams. At the time, Nathan was mostly known for his stage roles and voicing Timon in The Lion King (1994). The Birdcage was his first big live-action role. And even though he’d come out as gay at age 21, he didn’t feel ready to share that fact with the world. Luckily, Nathan was protected by Robin, who he calls “a saint.” Nathan says that when the pair went on Oprah together, Robin did everything in his power to distract Oprah from pulling his co-star out of the closet on TV. Hey, if anybody’s great at distracting people with bonkers non sequiturs, it’s Robin Williams. Continue reading