Kanye West Says He Likes Jewish People Again Because Of Jonah Hill’s Performance In The “21 Jump Street” Movie
The past few months have been nice and quiet since Kanye West slapped a muzzle on himself after his antisemitic tirade. And we definitely needed a moment of reprieve before he began flapping his gums and letting his hot air pollute the planet with words. Well, the break is over, and Yeezy is back again! But this time, it’s not to throw his new Kim Klone Wife in our faces. Instead, Yeezy realizes it’s not nice to hate anyone, so he has made an announcement that he once again likes Jewish people! And we have Jonah Hill‘s tour-de-force performance in 21 Jump Street to thank for his recent change of heart. ANTI-SEMITISM IS OVER!
Kim Kardashian Files Four Trademarks For Skincare And Toy Lines Under North West’s Name
Nepo babies aren’t just getting roles they don’t deserve in Hollywood movies or record deals their vocal cords don’t back up. They also get LLCs, bitch! Kim Kardashian has filed four trademarks for her 9-year-old daughter, North West, who is, I guess, going to be selling skincare to the people. I mean, if you think a CHILD knows anything about skincare, you are an idiot and deserve to have the Kardashian Koven siphon away your money.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ragù Express!
At the start of the aughts, Ragù, the grocery store tomato sauce that any Italian will tell you is as authentic as their Italian grandmother’s homemade sauce (served on a bed of spaghetti noodles made from pure sarcasm), decided to give Easy Mac a run for its lazy bitch money. Ragù Express was a gourmet Italian meal in a pouch that was ready to do the Mambo Italiano on tongues in just minutes, thanks to the microwave. Yes, so for a quick moment in the early 2000s, world-renowned Italian culinary master, Chef Boyardee, threw bitchy side-eyes at Ragù Express for trying to steal his quickie pasta crown.
Birthday Sluts
Halle Bailey (23)
Sophie Nélisse (23)
Lalisa Manoban (26)
Demi Rose (28)
Kimbra (33)
Holliday Grainger (35)
Jessie J (35)
Brenda Song (35)
Caroline Winberg (38)
Fergie (48)
Nathan Fillion (52)
Elizabeth Mitchell (53)
Pic: Instagram
Talisa Soto (56)
Dave Koz (60)
Quentin Tarantino (60)
Xuxa (60)
Jann Arden (61)
Vicki Gunvalson (61)
Michael York (81)
Julian Glover (88)
Anne Ramsey (1929-1988)
Sarah Vaughan (1924-1990)
Gloria Swanson (1899-1983)
Open Post: Hosted By Dick Van Dyke Letting Us Know That He’s Ok After His Accident
After reading that Dick Van Dyke was in ANOTHER car accident, my first thought was, “He’s alive, thank GOD!” followed by, “Someone get this guy a chauffeur!” It’s unlikely that my latter wish will come true, but at least we will have Dick to treat us to more of his bizarrely charming Instagram posts for the foreseeable future. He’s just got a few scrapes from his automotive whoopsie, which he happily showed off to paps on Friday. There’s no stopping Dick’s effervescence! (Somebody should stop his car accidents, though.)
Jonathan Majors Was Arrested For Domestic Assault And Denies Any Wrongdoing (UPDATE)
In terrible news that probably reflects one of the fastest falls from grace in a while, Jonathan Majors was arrested in New York City. According to the NYPD, he was accused of assaulting a 30-year-old woman in a domestic dispute. Horrible, scary, and fucked-up stuff. Excuse me while I go watch videos of turtles eating tiny pancakes.