Category: Mommy Issues
Andy Cohen Shot Down The Rumor That Meghan Markle Didn’t Conduct Her Own “Archetypes” Interviews, And Some Of Prince Harry’s Unsuccessful Podcast Pitches Were Revealed
Though it seems like public favor has been waning lately for “fucking grifters” Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Andy Cohen recently threw Meghan a bone by confirming that he did, in fact, get interviewed by Meghan herself when he was on her now-defunct podcast Archetypes last year, after rumors recently began swirling that she didn’t conduct her own interviews during the show’s short run. A former staffer from the company that produced Archetypes claimed that producers did the interviews, except for the main ones, and Meghan was edited in later. And it’s probably a good thing that The Sussexes and Spotify parted ways while their deal was still active. Because Prince Harry allegedly pitched a podcast where he’d interview Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin about their childhood trauma. What could go wrong?
Keke Palmer Says She Faced Breast Milk Discrimination At The Houston Airport
Back in February, Keke Palmer gave birth to her first baby. It was a boy, and she and her partner, Darius Jackson, named him Leodis Andrellton Jackson (“Leo” for short). Yesterday, 29-year-old Keke took to Twitter to share some new-mom grievances. People reports that Amy encountered “breast milk discrimination” while traveling through the Houston Airport with her son. Apparently, TSA threatened to throw out over 16 ounces of breast milk Keke had pumped for baby Leo cuz it was over the carry-on liquid limit of 3.4 ounces. Soooo breast milk is OK inside the breast, but not outside? What’s next? I won’t be allowed to fly with a giant bottle of my own piss??
Drew Barrymore Opened About Her Therapist Firing Her And Her Mommy Issues For New York Magazine
Drew Barrymore covers the latest issue of New York Magazine, and in the interview, she talked about her daytime show, her therapist firing her, and her issues with her mother, Jaid Barrymore. Get ready for a whole lot of talk about self-love, therapy, radical honesty, ft. rain frolicking, and happy tears. I believe they call it The Drew Barrymore Special™.
Jewel Says Her Mom, Who Was Once Her Manager, Embezzled Over $100 Million From Her
If your initial shock was also that Jewel ever earned $100 million to be able for someone to embezzle it, I get it. But upon further ponderance, she and her trompe l’oeil titties have given us a lot. Much of the population has probably yodeled along with her to “Who Will Save (SAY-hee-AYVE) Your Soul,” and how many other razor commercial bangers can you remember besides “Intuition?” None, that’s how many. But instead of occasionally using the lyrics to “Hands” to joke about not being able to grip something girthy or resting her face against the cool, foggy car window while moodily mouthing “Foolish Games” like the rest of us, Jewel’s mom allegedly played some foolish games with her four-time Grammy-winning daughter’s pile of money when she used to be her manager.
The Mommy Shamers Came For Jessica Simpson For Letting Her 3-Year-Old Use A Pacifier
The mommy shamers are out in full force, and, for once, they aren’t coming for CoCo. Nope, Yahoo! News says that today, their pitchforks are sharpened for target Jessica Simpson, who committed the heinous crime of letting her 3-year-old daughter Birdie suck on a pacifier and then proceeded to post pictures of it on Instagram. Disgusting. Please tell me someone in the comments tagged Child Services.
Blac Chyna’s Mom, Tokyo Toni, Has Been Banned From Court After Going Off On The Kardashians On Instagram
The thing to remember about Tokyo Toni, Blac Chyna‘s mom, is she’s a mess. But her foot’s in the right place! Her muscular dancer’s foot stays firmly planted on The Kardashians‘ neck. After sitting demurely in court during the secondd day of jury selection for Chyna’s trial against the Kardashians, Toni used her toe talons to drag the gang on Instagram when she got home. According to Newsweek, Toni took to IG Live and called Kris Jenner “old and decrepit,” said the rest of her family “look like they dead,” and threatened to “dog walk all these bitches.” Kris apparently didn’t like that shit, so her lawyer asked that Toni be banned from the court because his client was “worried about her physical safety.” If Toni (government name Shalana Hunter) had just kept her toenails trimmed to a reasonable length, instead of growing them long and sharpening them to a rapier point, she might not have gotten the boot! Even Chyna’s counsel told said her behavior was “unacceptable and she can’t be in the courtroom.” NOBODY is trying to see those toes!