Category: Don’t Cry For Me Calabasas

Kendall Jenner Says She’s Never Felt Like She Fit In With Her Family And “Didn’t Choose This Life”

June 22, 2023 / Posted by:

Don’t kry for me, Kalabasasss! Despite being on camera pretty much 24/7 since she was 11 years old, 27-year-old Kendall Jenner recently said in an interview with WSJ.com (via People) that she’s never felt like she belonged in her attention-succubusing family and isn’t built for “this life,” which I’d assume konsists of Kris Jenner pitching new NBA (or Bad Bunny) “relationships” to Kendall pressuring her to pop out more money makers, and collecting her weekly paparazzi stroll report.

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Kim Kardashian Opened Up About Co-Parenting With Kanye West And Her Delayed Response To The Balenciaga Controversy 

December 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Even though disgraced former-billionaire/current megalomaniac, Kanye West, allegedly forks over $200,000 a month in child support, Kim Kardashian still got off her fucking ass and headed to her haunted mausoleum business offices (not to be confused with her haunted mausoleum residence) to guest on the Angie Martinez IRL podcast. And in between dropping shocking nuggets like she makes her employees dress in a specific color each day; she, her mom, and her sisters have “deep” conversations about current events at the salad table; and that interns get paid sometimes; she talked about how she shields her kids from the insanity that is co-parenting with Kanye and the backlash she received from waiting to rebuke Balenciaga’s highly-controversial pedophilia-tinged campaign.

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Kim Kardashian Gave A Tour Of Her Kids’ Playroom

February 13, 2020 / Posted by:

From Donda’s House to The While House, the Kardashian-West’s really know how to make an impact. Between Kanye abandoning the charity he built in his mother’s name, and Kim playing the second coming of Harriet Tubman in the new CBS crime procedural Legal Mindz, no house is immune to the special charms of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, least of all their own haunted mausoleum.

Kim has given us a peek behind the curtains (so to speak, they don’t have any) into the private sanctuary where the floors are made from imported Belgian plaster made from the ground bones of St Sixtusian monks (it’s possible!), the sinks work in reverse (I told you it was haunted!), the refrigerator contains the the bounty of their properties’ abundant “vegetable trees”, and where even Kenny G has to take his shoes off before entering. It’s not surprising people have labeled Kim and Kanye’s house as “not kid friendly.” Not so, says Kim! According to Marie Claire, Kim recently gave a tour of her kids’ play room in an Instagram story and to everyone’s surprise, it’s not located off-site in one of Kanye’s Star Wars huts. It’s in the actual house!

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