Category: I’m Tired

Open Post: Hosted By Lana Del Rey Showing Up Late To Her Glastonbury Set Because Her “Hair Takes So Long”

June 26, 2023 / Posted by:

Lana Del Rey had to follow invigorating acts like Guns N’ Roses, Lizzo, and that wispy English baritone treasure, Rick Astley, at the Glastonbury Festival on June 24. And since Lana, the “Greatest Songwriter of the 21st Century” (hork!), makes music that’s essentially auditory Ambien, the fact that she was scheduled to begin her headlining set at 10:30 p.m. made total sense. But Lana showed up annoyingly late, apologized to the crowd for her hair taking longer than anticipated, and acknowledged that her set might get cut short. And she was correct; because her mic got cut off mid-song at her scheduled end time.

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Demi Lovato Wants Us To Stop Using The Word “Aliens” Since It’s “Derogatory”

October 11, 2021 / Posted by:

Move over Tom Delonge there’s a new UFO hunter in the mix in the form of Demi Lovato! Too bad Selena Gomez and Demi stopped being friends, Selena could have been alien hunting! Sorry–I mean, UFO hunting. Demi has educated me on my galactic prejudices and I’m unlearning my behavior of saying the A-word, which is derogatory. So from now on, I will call flying lights in the sky UFOs or ETs only, and only refer to skinny white hairless gays as “Troye Sivans”

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