Andy Cohen decided to “piss off” his bestie Anderson Cooper. No, he didn’t crank call him while Anderson was in the middle of an interview with, like, Christiane Amanpour live from the streets of the Belarus protests. He posted a shirtless picture of Anderson to his Instagram. I never! How dare he! As the world is fully aware and has never suggested otherwise. Nothing upsets a hot-bodied dude more than a thirst trap!
Danielle Staub Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Accuses Andy Cohen Of Being A Drug-Abusing, Grindr Slut
Danielle Staub must not ever want to be invited back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey again, because she has torched the bridge leading her to the King of Bravo, Andy Cohen. As Tituss Burgess clapped for her somewhere, RHoNJ’s resident prostitution whore-ah said that Andy is not setting a good example for his 1-year-old son, Benjamin Allen Cohen, because he’s a drug-using sex freak who hooks up on Grindr three to four times a night. Cut to everyone shruggings over that ~ohsoshocking~ revelation.
Two days ago my life got flipped, turned upside down when Dorinda Medley was fired from The Real Housewives of New York. Sources told Page Six she got canned because she became a “mean drunk” who refused to admit her behavior was wrong. And, sure, many of our greatest Housewives are permanently soused d-bags, but Dorinda’s journey got… dark. Like, darker than Countess Luann de Lesseps assaulting the cops in Palm Beach. So goodbye to Dorinda.
And a maybe hello to Rachel Uchitel! Apparently “NYC socialite” Rachel was on the shortlist to join RHONY last year, but producers went for Leah McSweeney instead (good call). But now that Dorinda’s been axed, Page Six’s insiders are saying there’s a “renewed effort” to get Rachel on the show.
Today I woke up to a shocking text from a dear friend that hit me like a lightning bolt: Dorinda Medley announced she’s leaving The Real Housewives of New York after six seasons. I know. You’ll always remember where you were when you heard the news. “So, the toilet?”, replied 80% of readers. Andy Cohen confirmed her exit to Page Six. The Daily Mail claims she was sacked, while Dorinda’s Instagram post is pretty vague. I’m guessing she was fired, since Real Housewives rarely leave of their own accord. Being paid six figures a year to talk shit about your “friends” and get wasted at fancy events? Come on, it’s the dream.
It makes sense that our septuagenarian former game show host president would forgo the advice and guidance of actual doctors, like Dr. Anthony Fauci, in favor of retweeting the rantings of another septuagenarian former game show host. According Entertainment Tonight, Donald Trump has been retweeting some spectacularly dumb hot takes regarding the COVID-19 from former Love Connection host Chuck Woolery. I just don’t know what to say anymore. Each day is stupider than the next. At this rate, the entire country’s going to be dead in “2 and 2”.
It’s finished. It’s ready. And there’s an official release date. Mark it in your calendars, Lambs! September 29, 2020. The day Mariah Carey’s long-awaited memoir finally drops. Until then, use your time to burn every other book you own. Yep, even your childhood diaries. Yep, even the Bible. Yep, even your Harry Potters (which you may have already done even if you’re not one of Mimi’s Lambs). Mimi’s masterpiece will render them all obsolete.