People says that Lil’ Kim has finally got the message after all these years of hosting Real Housewives reunions which he led into catfights, and getting celebrities drunk on his show Watch What Happens Live! to spill their secrets. It seems that Andy Cohen has finally gone too far for Small Kimberly and she’s decided that his “messy” ways are not something she will be a party to–cancelling an upcoming appearance on his late night gossip bitchfest, and a few other media outlets too.
Robin Givens is denying a rumor that she once did Brad Pitt while married to Mike Tyson, and Mike caught them in bed together. Robin Givens is a much better person than me because if that rumor ever existed about me, I would never, ever deny it. In fact I would put it on my resumé, my tombstone, I would work it into my wedding vows. I would tell me children that there’s a chance that Brad Pitt is their father. But Robin wanted to set the record straight (WHY?!) and let everyone know she did not hook up with a young Brad Pitt.
Thanks to Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook, debuting your new baby’s face on the cover of a magazine for a check and/or maximum attention has truly become a lost attention whore art. But Andy Cohen is bringing it back and has posed with his dream baby for the cover of People Magazine. That loud wail you hear is Anderson Cooper crying out silver fox tears, because here he was thinking he was Andy Cohen’s dream baby forever. And yes, Andy’s 1-week-old son Benjamin Allen Cohen is giving me eyes that are saying, “Hate on my dad all you want, but you know you can’t hate on my magnificent natural bowl cut, bitch!”
In December, aspiring gay sugar babies and boy toys in the Tri-state area all crossed “Be Andy Cohen’s Kept Boy” off their list of goals to achieve in 2019 after finding out that a baby was moving into Andy Cohen’s apartment full-time and will be living there for at least 18 years. Only this baby is an actual baby. Andy announced that he hired a surrogate to carry the heir to his reality shit show empire, and that kid is now here to live a life of gazing at Uncle Anderson Cooper’s glorious silver locks on Barry Diller’s yacht and dodging wine glasses thrown by Housewives at reunions.
Christina Aguilera was on Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen last night, and during the Plead The Fifth segment, revealed that during the shooting of 2001’s Lady Marmalade video, Pink was a real gitchy-gitchy ya-ya-ya to her. Which might explain the story Pink told during her PT5th with Andy a couple of years back about Christina swinging on her at a club. Naturally, Andy asked Christina to tell her side of that story, but she seems to have come down with a case of Motherhood Onset Amnesia, because she pivoted away from the question. She gave a vague denial but did say that Pink used to intimidate her on the set of Lady Marmalade. So if she had tried to swing at her, there would have been motive.
Baby showers have always seemed like a dull concept to me ever since the most radical thing Miranda had at hers on Sex And The City was fried chicken and a diaper tree (eh, I guess the two go hand-in-hand). However, if you remotely know anyone with a working social media account, you couldn’t escape Andy Cohen’s baby shower over the weekend, hosted by OG Real Housewives NeNe Leakes, Vicki Gunvalson, Kyle Richards, Ramona Singer, and Teresa Giudice. Well, by host, that means those five all gave speeches at Beverly Hills outpost of The Palm, owned by Andy’s friend Bruce Bozzi. Alas, this day was not about Andy’s soon-to-arrive baby boy (I don’t think I saw much reference to children). This was about middle-aged women tossing back Chardonnay and Vicodin cocktails, dancing on tables (this is The Palm! Not Coyote Ugly!), and dropping f-bombs and acid…all on camera, of course.