Category: Fix Your Life Not Your Hair
Open Post: Hosted By Lana Del Rey Showing Up Late To Her Glastonbury Set Because Her “Hair Takes So Long”
Lana Del Rey had to follow invigorating acts like Guns N’ Roses, Lizzo, and that wispy English baritone treasure, Rick Astley, at the Glastonbury Festival on June 24. And since Lana, the “Greatest Songwriter of the 21st Century” (hork!), makes music that’s essentially auditory Ambien, the fact that she was scheduled to begin her headlining set at 10:30 p.m. made total sense. But Lana showed up annoyingly late, apologized to the crowd for her hair taking longer than anticipated, and acknowledged that her set might get cut short. And she was correct; because her mic got cut off mid-song at her scheduled end time.
Doja Cat Went After Anyone Who Thinks She’s No Longer Fuckable After She Shaved Her Head And Eyebrows
Earlier this year, Doja Cat said that she was done with music, but she certainly hasn’t slowed down on trolling for attention though, and now she’s coming for anyone who thinks that her recently shaved head and eyebrows have rendered her “unfuckable.” Doja took to her chaotic Twitter yesterday to clap back at anyone who doesn’t approve of her new look.
Open Post: Hosted By Yung Joc’s Fake Beard
Tyra Banks‘ influence continues to haunt inspire society, as rapper Yung Joc revealed that he had decided to get a beard weave. Like an America’s Next Top Model contestant against their will, Joc had his face framed with glued-on hair and now we get to bear witness to the horrors of a fake beard.
Amanda Stanton Of “The Bachelor” Defended Her Decision To Drive From California To Arizona For A Hair Appointment
And you thought Madonna was bad for flying to a birthday party during coronavirus? How about this twit from The Bachelor, Amanda Stanton, who said, “Excuse my, beauty“, to coronavirus by driving all the way from her home in California to Arizona to get her hair done.
Hayden Panettiere Returned To Social Media With A New Haircut
Hayden Panettiere returned to social media with shorter hair, and really, she’s doing it ALL wrong. Hayden should only be making dramatic hair changes after she breaks up with her allegedly abusive boyfriend. Unless… this is her way of letting us know that she finally cut the asshole out of her hair (and life), and if that’s the case. I love it!