Kendall Jenner Says That She’s In Control Of Where She Throws Her Cooch In Response To Being Passed Around By The NBA 

April 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Kendall Jenner has dated enough NBA players to fill a bench with a starting line-up and a couple of subs. And someone on social media said she’s been passed around by the NBA, and Kendall fired back that she’s not the NBA’s go-to girlfriend.

Kendall has been linked to professional basketball players Blake Griffin, Ben Simmons, Kyle Kuzma, D’Angelo Russell, Jordan Clarkson, and most recently, Devin Booker of the Phoenix Suns. Kendall should be throwing around Pepsis to CURE coronavirus, but she’s not doing that. Yesterday, TMZ posted some pictures of Kendall and Devin taking Devin’s $200,000 Maybach on a quarantine road trip to Sedona, Arizona. A source says that Kendall and Devin both maintain the same social circles, and that they’ve been practicing social distancing during the COVID-19 lockdown, so their exposure to each other isn’t a serious risk. Not really how it works, but ok Kris Jenner, whatever you say.

Us Weekly says that after the pictures of Kendall and Devin hit the internet, one Twitter user (who has since deleted their tweet) wrote: “Nba players passing around Kendall Jenner.” I’m shocked they didn’t take it one step further and write: “Nba players passing around Kendall Jenner so much, the hoop is jealous.” That was such a missed opportunity! But I guess all they really wanted to accomplish with that tweet was the implication that Kendall has seen more NBA dressing rooms than a pair of Nike Hyperdunks. Kendall clearly wasn’t feeling the accusation that she’s some NBA groupie, and she tweeted the following rebuttal, in response to the suggestion that she’s the one using them.

Kendall’s sister Kylie Jenner jumped into the cooch chat, by tweeting (and later deleting), “love a good cooch throw” and the following overstatement:

This isn’t the first time Kendall has defended her cooch against accusations of NBA overuse. Last year, Kendall responded to a meme about her alleged NBA dating history with a clarification that she hasn’t been with nearly as many NBA players as the media would like to assume.

Kendall has way too much money to be hooking up with multiple NBA players purely for the Rich Boyfriend Experience. And really, it’s not like she’s gone through every player. Not to mention that you can’t wear out a cooch by putting too many miles on it. So really, I see no problem here. Of course Kendall is the one who is choosing who to throw her cooch at. She’s got to be very strategic. After all, one wrong cooch-throwing choice, and Kendall could be cooch-deep in a messy relationship situation with an NBA player that drags out way past its expiration date. And Kendall can’t go there, because that’s Khloe Kardashian’s storyline.


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