Ever wonder what erstwhile sloppy horn-dog Robbie Williams has been up to? Yeah, me neither. That is until I learned what he’s been up to, then I thought, I should have been wondering about what Robbie Williams is up to this whole time! Turns out Robbie’s been a busy boy. He’s got a new album in the works, he’s starting a residency in Las Vegas in March, he’s a judge on The X-Factor UK with his wife (yes, miraculously he’s still married!), and he’s a spokesperson for WW (Weight Watchers). But he’s also been a bad boy. Robbie’s been spending his free time trolling his next door neighbor, Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page, with whom he’s been embroiled in a 5-year-long neighbor dispute. Robbie’s been blasting Pink Floyd whenever he sees Jimmy out on his lawn and sometimes even parades around dressed up as Robert Plant. Oh Robbie, you adorable nutter. Never change!
Justin Theroux probably has enough “fuck you” money hanging around that he could roll all of Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogs’ spliffs using hundred dollars bills in perpetuity. You’d think with that kind of money, he’d just go ahead and buy his way out of the ongoing legal battle he’s been having with his downstairs neighbor Norman Resnicow. But maybe Justin’s in it for the principal of the thing at this point, because Norman has been doing the most.
Kathy Griffin’s neighbor drama has escalated to the point where she’s taken out a restraining order against Jeffrey Mezger, the man who screamed obscenities at her and boyfriend Randy Bick over a noise complaint. According to TMZ, Kathy is no longer willing to loan Mezger a cup of sugar or feed his cat for the weekend. Those halcyon days are over.
In May, Justin Theroux filed a $350,000 dollar lawsuit against his neighbor, lawyer Norman Resnicow, with whom he’s had a decades worth of bad blood. This week, his Greenwich Village neighbor filed a counter-suit which he generously seasoned with some extra cranky old man spit and vinegar.