Category: You Tried It

Armie Hammer Gave His First Interview Since His Abuse Allegations And Denied Any Criminal Wrongdoing

February 6, 2023 / Posted by:

It’s been two years since Armie Hammer’s adventures in kink quickly went from “haha that brick of boring from Mirror, Mirror is into rope bondage” to brain bleach territory with accusations of abuse, rape, and his alleged hunger for lady ribs. Armie already denied that his relationships with his accusers were anything but consensual. And since then, his Hollywood career ended up in the shit can after he was fired from project after project, his wife Elizabeth Chambers filed for divorce after 10 years of marriage, he spent some time in rehab (paid for by his personal Captain Save A Cannibal Ho, Robert Downey Jr.), and he was investigated by the LAPD over rape allegations. And as of last summer, Armie was trying to support his family by selling timeshares on the Cayman Islands. Well, I guess not many want to get a free prime rib dinner to listen to a 19-hour timeshare presentation from the fallen movie star who allegedly wanted to get his side piece’s ribs surgically removed for him to eat. Because Armie seems to be taking the first step on a “comeback trail” and has given a long ass interview to Air Mail. An interview that seemed to be carefully orchestrated by his PR team to pull in as much sympathy as possible. But wait, does he even have PR tricks anymore?

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Mike Tyson Punched A Man Who Was Harassing Him On An Airplane

April 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Today in fuck around and find out news, a man learned what happens when you poke a bear with a stick and have nowhere to hide because you’re in a tin can soaring 35,000 feet in the air at 500 MPH. TMZ reports that yesterday, a drunken fool was seated behind Mike Tyson on a JetBlue flight from San Francisco, where Mike had been attending the internationally famous 420 day cannabis festivities at Golden Gate Park and tried it. As if air travel isn’t bad enough as it is without assholes who are not named Will Smith rapping I Think I Could Beat Mike Tyson to Mike Tyson!

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Nick Cannon Released A Song Where He Sings About Wanting Mariah Carey Back

February 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Nick Cannon has been busy, and for once in recent memory, this sentence won’t end with a joke about his sperm being overworked to the point of exhaustion. No, Nick hasn’t made another baby (yet…the hour is young). He’s been making new music. And on Valentine’s Day, he decided to share his latest creation. A song called “Alone,” which is somewhat of a love letter to the diva that got away, Mariah Carey.

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The Band Formerly Known As Lady Antebellum And Blues Singer Anita White Have Settled Their Lawsuits Over Use Of The Name “Lady A”

February 3, 2022 / Posted by:

All of Lady Anti-Antebellum’s closest Black friends must be so relieved that the guidance and counsel they gave to bandmates Hillary Scott, Charles Kelley, and David Haywood during the summer of Back Lives Matter protests wasn’t all for naught. Lady A’s decision to rebrand themselves as allies by removing the “ntebellum” from their name and praying the rest of the world forgets what the remaining A stands for, has finally paid off. Just not for them. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the lawsuits filed by both the members of Lady A and Anita White, the original Lady A who has been using that stage name for 30 years, have been dropped and the parties have settled for an undisclosed sum. Now I don’t know much about Lady A the group, but I do know that Anita is not, and has never been, the one. No way she was walking away from negotiations with anything less than a big fat check with “you tried it” written in the memo line.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Has No Idea Why Britney Spears Might Be Mad At Her

January 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Last year, we learned that Jamie Lynn Spears – younger sister of Britney Spears – had decided to write a memoir. It was pretty much a mess from day one. A whole lot of people thought she was attempting to exploit the attention her sister was receiving during her conservatorship battle, especially since the alleged original title of her tell-all was an iconic Britney lyric. A more self-aware person might have realized that pushing a tell-all on the heel’s of Britney’s situation might be just a tad tacky, but self-awareness doesn’t appear to be the Spears’ family strong suit. So Jamie Lynn’s out there trying to sell that book, and she recently made a stop at Good Morning America, where tears welled up in the corners of her eyes as she wondered why her big sis could ever be mad at her??

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Prince Andrew’s Lawyers Are Trying To Argue That Virginia Giuffre Was Actually Over The Age Of Consent In New York State

December 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Prince Andrew has been trying desperately to convince people that he’s not the child-assaulting monster he’s been repeatedly alleged to be. But things are looking up for ol’ Andy, because his lawyers just figured out a foolproof way to avoid that narrative. He can’t be a predator to underage girls because his accuser wasn’t technically considered a child in the eyes of the state’s age of consent laws where the alleged incidents happened! See? Airtight, can’t find a single hole in that one. I mean, on the upside, I guess it’s good that his lawyers aren’t blatantly victim blaming anymore?

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