Category: Well Well Well
And Now Jamie Spears Has Asked The Judge To #FreeBritney
Around this time last year, Britney Spears’ father/co-conservator, Jamie Spears, was spitting fire at the #FreeBritney movement, saying those “conspiracy theorists” don’t know shit about shit. Well, what a difference a year (and the threat of being investigated over how he spent his daughter’s money) makes. Because now Daddy Spears is holding up a #FreeBritney sign himself.
The Hollywood Reporter says that yesterday, Daddy Spears, filed a petition to end Britney’s 13-year conservatorship. The judge in the case, Judge Brenda Penny, is probably wearing a neck brace after getting a case of whiplash, because just last month, it seemed like Daddy Spears wasn’t going to walk away from his daughter’s conservatorship that easily. “If I can’t milk coins from my daughter’s fortune, NOBODY CAN!” – Daddy Spears, probably.
Miles Teller’s Rep Cries “Incorrect” Over The Report That His Unvaccinated Ass Caught COVID-19, Causing Production On “The Offer” To Temporarily Shut Down
Yesterday it was reported that certified douche Miles Teller (seen above looking like an off-brand Magnum P.I. doll sold at a swap meet) refused to get the COVID-19 vaccine and also refused to get tested. And he apparently caught coronavirus, which led to the producers of his Paramount+ series, The Offer, having to press the pause button on production. Miles’ rep calls the reports “incorrect” but wouldn’t spit up any details. Miles actually replaced alleged abusing piece of yuppie smegma, Armie Hammer, in the series. So clearly that role is cursed and the only way to cleanse it of evil-ness is to cast Betty White in it. Better yet, just replace the entire cast with Betty White.
Prince Andrew Is Hiding Out At Royal Lodge To Avoid Getting Served With Virginia Giuffre’s Rape Lawsuit
It’s been three weeks since Virginia Giuffre slapped Prince Andrew with a lawsuit for sexually abusing her in 2001 when she was 17 years old. But The Sun says that Virginia’s lawsuit has yet to touch Prince Andrew’s slimy paws since he’s been playing a shady game of dodgeball with the process servers and has been winning so far. Andrew is holed up in Royal Lodge at Windsor and won’t even think of placing one toe outside of his mansion in fear that a process server will pop out of the bushes and serve him. If only Andrew was as good at avoiding sexually abusing underage girls as he is at avoiding lawsuits, he wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.
Spike Lee Is Re-Editing An Episode Of His “NYC Epicenters” Docuseries After Getting Shit For Including 9/11 Truthers
It’s fitting that Spike Lee looks like the conductor of the Fuckery Express in that picture above because he recently choo choo’d his way into some controversy and now he’s trying to choo choo his way out of it. Spike Lee made a docuseries for HBO Max called NYC Epicenters 9/11➔2021½, which covers some of the disasters and obstacles that NYC has faced this century, so far. It debuted last week and the episode devoted to the 9/11 terrorist attacks will air closer to the 20th anniversary of 9/11. That’s only a few weeks away and so Spike Lee is now furiously doing the damage control shuffle while re-editing it after getting criticized for including conspiracy theories from 9/11 truthers.
Surprise, Surprise, OnlyFans Has Changed Its Mind On Banning Porn, For Now
In a move everyone saw coming like a chunky jizz load hitting the bottom of a shirt on a dude jacking it to OnlyFans on his phone while scrunched up in a stall in the bathroom of his office during lunch break, OnlyFans has realized that suddenly going from porn site to non-porn-site is bad for business. Not even one week ago, OnlyFans announced that starting in October, it would not allow any “sexually explicit content” on its site. This move completely fucked over (and definitely not in a sexy way) many sex workers who built that site into the $1 billion kingdom of fapping it is today. OnlyFans claims that it made the decision to become a porn-free zone “to comply with the requests of our banking partners and payout providers.”
But after some OnlyFans creators, who were blindsided by the news and make the bulk of their money from OnlyFans, shut down their accounts and moved on to other porn-friendly platforms, OnlyFans has announced that it has “suspended” that policy change. OnlyFans better brace itself, because I have a feeling that it’s going to get knocked over by its many betrayed creators running back into its arms as though they’re Khloe Kardashian and OnlyFans is Tristan Thompson saying, “Things will be different this time, baby.” And by that, I mean the opposite.
Prince Harry Is Writing His Memoirs And It’s Reportedly Got The Royal Family Shook
If the upcoming season of The Crown doesn’t feature a Royal Rumble-inspired scene where Prince William holds Prince Harry back while Prince Charles runs towards him for a dropkick to the chest I don’t want to see it. Because even though most of the show mixes fact and fiction I can only imagine how much that family wants to beat Harry’s ass for revealing all their family struggles during Harry and Meghan Markle‘s interview with Oprah earlier this year. Well, it ain’t over yet because Harry is preparing a new tell-all that’s set to bring even more drama to the Royal Family.