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Britney Spears’ housekeeper has accused her of being the second coming of Naomi Campbell. The housekeeper claims that Britney slapped a phone out of her hand on Monday morning. Britney’s lawyer denied it, calling it “gossip,” and Jamie Spears is probably sliding the accusation into a file marked: Ways To Keep My Easy-Paying Conservator Gig – NBC News
The final trailer for Marvel’s Eternals is out and if you listen closely, you can almost hear Angelina Jolie saying, “Take that, Brad!”, under her breath while battling that monster – Lainey Gossip
Mariah Carey has gotten into the celebrity booze game, and surprisingly her first product isn’t a pink crystal bottle of sparkling fermented unicorn tears – Celebitchy
FYI: Ashley Graham is still pregnant – Egotastic!
Is Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer wearing two masks as a top? This is not what the government meant by a mask mandate, Madison! – Popoholic
Fans of Manifest may have successfully manifested the rescue of it by NBC and Netflix – Pajiba
In news of sadness, martial arts legend Sonny Chiba has died at 82 of COVID-19 complications – Variety
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