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August 19, 2021 / Posted by:

OnlyFans, the site that sex workers built and where fame whores make millions from delivering nothing (see: Bella Thorne), has announced that they are banning porn, starting in October. Bare nipple knobs are welcome since nudity will be allowed, but “sexually explicit” content is not. Does OnlyFans know the point of OnlyFans? This is like McDonald’s stopping the sale of diarrhea-inducing questionable meat or the Kartrashians announcing that they’re only going to sell ethical and well-made products from now on. If this is their way of getting the Guinness World Record for tanking their business in 2 seconds flat, I have a feeling they may achieve their goal! – Just Jared

Britney Spears’ housekeeper has accused her of being the second coming of Naomi Campbell. The housekeeper claims that Britney slapped a phone out of her hand on Monday morning. Britney’s lawyer denied it, calling it “gossip,” and Jamie Spears is probably sliding the accusation into a file marked: Ways To Keep My Easy-Paying Conservator Gig – NBC News

The final trailer for Marvel’s Eternals is out and if you listen closely, you can almost hear Angelina Jolie saying, “Take that, Brad!”, under her breath while battling that monster – Lainey Gossip¬†

Mariah Carey has gotten into the celebrity booze game, and surprisingly her first product isn’t a pink crystal bottle of sparkling fermented unicorn tears – Celebitchy

FYI: Ashley Graham is still pregnant РEgotastic! 

Is Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer wearing two masks as a top? This is not what the government meant by a mask mandate, Madison! – Popoholic

Fans of Manifest may have successfully manifested the rescue of it by NBC and Netflix – Pajiba

In news of sadness, martial arts legend Sonny Chiba has died at 82 of COVID-19 complications – Variety

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