Category: Daddy Spears

Kevin Federline Spits At A Tabloid Report That Claims He Fears Britney Spears Is On Meth

June 12, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, The Daily Mail farted up the headline: “EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears’ family say they fear she is on METH and will die like Amy Winehouse: Father of her boys Kevin Federline says loved-ones are ‘terrified’ she is on the Breaking Bad drug.” Some barely blinked while reading that headline since it wouldn’t be the first time Kevin Federline scooted his ass over to The Daily Mail to shit-talk Britney Spears for a check. Although some probably paused while reading that headline to think, “Err, somebody needs to learn how to Google since Amy Winehouse didn’t die of a meth overdose. And why did they have to drag Walter White into this mess?!” But according to KFed, The Daily Mail’s article is a lie, and we should take it as seriously as him saying, “You know, I’m going to look for a full-time job today.

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Daddy Spears, Who Has Reportedly Been Dodging A Deposition, Wants Britney Spears To Sit Down For A Deposition

June 19, 2022 / Posted by:

On this Father’s Day, there are a few things that are certain, like many of your Facebook friends posting retro thirst traps of their dads looking retro DILF-ey in the 70s and 80s. It’s also certain that Britney Spears didn’t sweetly grace her father’s ears with the words Happy Father’s Day. Well, unless she substituted “Happy” for “eat,” “Father’s” for “shit,” and “Day” for “asshole.” Because as we know, Brit Brit is estranged from most of her immediate family over their role in her 13-year conservatorship, and at the top of that familial shit list is her father Jamie Spears who she’s currently involved in a legal tussle with. Britney’s lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, claimed last month that Daddy Spears was “running and hiding” from his deposition where he’d have to answer to the claims that he pulled some shady shit while running his daughter’s conservatorship. And now Daddy Spears has become Bratty Spears, because he’s basically said to his daughter, “You go first.” Daddy Spears’ lawyers will schedule a date for his depo as soon as Britney Spears agrees to be deposed too.

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Britney Spears Says Her Brother Was NOT Invited To Her Wedding, Despite A Claim That He Was

June 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Britney Spears got married to Sam Asghari during a wedding that brought out Madonna, Selena Gomez, Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore, Ansel Elgort, and Donatella Versace who designed Brit’s wedding dress. But do you know who wasn’t there? Brit Brit’s family. Britney was famously freed from her conservatorship after almost 13 years and has accused her family of mental harm and helping to restrict her life. Obviously, she’s not going to invite such people to her amazing day. But her brother, Bryan Spears, for some reason suggested he actually was invited but he just had his own daughter’s graduation to go to. Britney quickly hopped online to dispel that rumor saying he was not on the guest list and in fact, she had another invitation for him: “Go fuck yourself.”

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Britney Spears Blames Her Mom For Her Conservatorship

November 3, 2021 / Posted by:

Britney Spears recently took to Instagram to let everyone know that despite what her mother Lynne Spears was doing publicly, that Lynne also has a spot on Britney’s Shit List. Lynne had been pushing for Britney to choose her own lawyer, and Jamie’s lawyers had accused Lynne of meddling in Britney’s financial situation after Lynne filed papers asking where Britney’s money went. Lynne also publicly celebrated the news when Jamie Spears claimed he’d be stepping down as conservator. That’s nice, right? No, says Britney, who has since accused her mom of secretly ruining her life alongside Jamie.

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Jamie Spears Has Been Suspended As Britney Spears’ Conservator, And Must Turn Over The Books

September 29, 2021 / Posted by:

If you’re in the Los Angeles area, hold onto something tight, because Britney Spears is going to create some gale force winds (Santa Ana winds, WHO?!) while cartwheeling and twirling something extra over the news that her dad, Jamie Spears, is no longer a part of her 13-year conservatorship. Three months after Brit Brit told the court that she wants to be free of the shackles of her conservatorship, and more importantly, wants Daddy Spears to longer be in charge of any part of her life, the judge granted her wish. And while Daddy Spears makes his way out the exit door, he’ll probably snatch a few more coins from Brit Brit’s pocketbook because he’s going to need to invest in an extra-wide toilet since her new attorney, Mathew Rosengart, tore him another asshole in today’s hearing.

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Britney Spears’ Attorney Dragged Jamie Spears For Allegedly Wiretapping Her Phone And Says Jamie Needs To Step Down Immediately

September 28, 2021 / Posted by:

The follow-up to Hulu’s Britney Spears documentary, The New York Times Presents Framing Britney Spears, called Controlling BritneySpears, was released last week and in it, we learned that Britney wasn’t just controlled, but allegedly spied on without her knowledge. Well, Britney has a few notes on one of her documentaries. Namely, that there maybe should have been a bit more quality control during production, to ensure that some creative fabrications didn’t slip through the cracks. But there’s one allegation that Britney’s attorney Mathew Rosengart is taking very seriously, and that’s the one in which Britney’s dad Jamie Spears is accused of hiring a security company to wiretap all of Britney’s phone calls and bugging her bedroom. Mathew says Jamie’s alleged actions were an “unconscionable and disgraceful violation” of Britney’s rights.

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