Aubrey O’Day, formerly of Danity Kane, has been accused of Photoshopping herself into exotic vacation photos and passing them off as her own on Instagram. Last year, Aubrey announced that she was leaving the U.S. and began traveling the world. Since then, Aubrey has been posting pictures from her luxurious travels. But a TikToker tossed a wrench in her virtually perfect plan and pointed out that Aubrey has been Photoshopping herself into stock pictures and pictures taken from influencers. Well, Aubrey has responded to this mess and she brought Jesus and her ass cheeks into it. Aubrey admits that she does edit her pics (SHOCKING!) and explains that she’s an artiste and is curating her Instagram for our visual enjoyment.
In a move everyone saw coming like a chunky jizz load hitting the bottom of a shirt on a dude jacking it to OnlyFans on his phone while scrunched up in a stall in the bathroom of his office during lunch break, OnlyFans has realized that suddenly going from porn site to non-porn-site is bad for business. Not even one week ago, OnlyFans announced that starting in October, it would not allow any “sexually explicit content” on its site. This move completely fucked over (and definitely not in a sexy way) many sex workers who built that site into the $1 billion kingdom of fapping it is today. OnlyFans claims that it made the decision to become a porn-free zone “to comply with the requests of our banking partners and payout providers.”
But after some OnlyFans creators, who were blindsided by the news and make the bulk of their money from OnlyFans, shut down their accounts and moved on to other porn-friendly platforms, OnlyFans has announced that it has “suspended” that policy change. OnlyFans better brace itself, because I have a feeling that it’s going to get knocked over by its many betrayed creators running back into its arms as though they’re Khloe Kardashian and OnlyFans is Tristan Thompson saying, “Things will be different this time, baby.” And by that, I mean the opposite.
Today I woke up to a shocking text from a dear friend that hit me like a lightning bolt: Dorinda Medley announced she’s leaving The Real Housewives of New York after six seasons. I know. You’ll always remember where you were when you heard the news. “So, the toilet?”, replied 80% of readers. Andy Cohen confirmed her exit to Page Six. The Daily Mail claims she was sacked, while Dorinda’s Instagram post is pretty vague. I’m guessing she was fired, since Real Housewives rarely leave of their own accord. Being paid six figures a year to talk shit about your “friends” and get wasted at fancy events? Come on, it’s the dream.
If this pandemic has taught us anything (apart from basic human hygiene), it’s that Kate Beckinsale loves pets. She’s posted countless cute videos of her two Persian cats, Clive and Willow, as they celebrate birthdays, enjoy music, and even get married.
Well, one obsessed fan thought they’d add to Kate’s collection of furry friends. They anonymously left a bunny named Marvel on her doorstep. Like, her home doorstep in Los Angeles. Yikes. Kate’s 23-year-old piece, Goody Grace (who I keep mistakenly typing as Jade Goody, RIP), filmed a fully glammed Kate investigating the mysterious rabbit in a series of since-deleted Instagram videos.
In a surprising turn of events, Sonic the Hedgehog did extremely well at the box office over the weekend. The movie stars Jim Carrey as Dr. Ivo Robotnik (am I the only one who didn’t know Dr. Robotnik’s first name???), James Marsden as Tom Wachowski, and the voice of Sonic, Ben Schwartz. And the reviews aren’t as awful as people thought they would be (it has a 64% on RT). Not to mention that Olive Garden’s business probably grew 1000% over the weekend from James Marsden’s character being such an OG whore.