Now, I try to avoid sporting events starring children at all costs, because it brings together three things I don’t want to be around: sports, competing children, and batshit insane overbearing parents. But this story has made me change my mind, because I didn’t know until this video came along that my new favorite pastime is watching moronic parents teach their children that the way to handle something that doesn’t go their way is to throw punches. And this children’s baseball brawl featured a pregnant woman wielding a baseball bat. Welcome to Lakewood Youth Baseball League’s half-time show: Jerry Springer Live!
It was almost five years ago when I first wrote about how the Family Dollar AS IS section version of Danielle Steel named Nicholas Sparks, who dribbled out The Notebook and Nights in Rodanthe, was accused of not really being into anyone who isn’t a WASPy straight. Nicholas was called out in 2014 in a lawsuit as being anti-Semitic, racist, and a homophobe. Well, Nicholas has been called out again for refusing to let students start an LGBTQ club at the prep school he co-founded.
You know, for being a gay hater, Nicholas Sparks sure is comfortable with putting his hands in his pockets (see: above), which we all know is one of the gayest things you can do, because it puts your hands closer to a peen. GAY! GAY! GAY!
Max Landis is the writer/director/actor son of writer/director/actor John Landis, and so you’d think that the worst thing a Landis has thrust upon humanity was Oscar (I don’t mean that, Yvonne De Carlo gave the performance of a lifetime in it). But then Max Landis proved that to be very, very wrong by the several accusations of sexual abuse against him. And now his ex-girlfriend, actress Whitney Moore, has added something more to The Max Landis Is A Pile Of Oily Anal Leakage files.
Hayden Panettiere‘s Boyfriend Brian Hickerson Got Arrested Again For Allegedly Being An Abusive Asshole
When we last heard from Hayden Panettiere, she shut down a rumor that she hasn’t seen much of her 4-year-old daughter, who lives in Ukraine with her ex and her daughter’s father Wladimir Klitschko. Hayden didn’t respond to the rumor with words, but she really didn’t have to since her boyfriend of about a year, wannabe actor/real estate agent/unofficial voice of Hayden Panettiere Brian Hickerson, said words for her and burped up statements about her relationship with her daughter. But why do I have a feeling that Chatty Brian is going to keep his flappin’ lips firmly shut over this latest Hayden news?
An Instagram “influencer” with over 100,000 followers decided that the only rational course of action to be taken after her account was deleted, was to pick up her phone and hit 9-1-1. Someone call Olivia Jade, and let her know we found someone who might be more out of touch than her.
All together now: RUUUUN, CAT, RUUUUUUUUUUUN!
30-year-old Shane Dawson (pronounced “WHO?!” to us olds) is one of the biggest (and probably one of the richest) YouTubers with over 21 million subscribers. And like many big YouTubers, he has mouth sharted up some foolery which he has had to give a totally real and genuine apology for. Shane had to put on his best sowwwy face to apologize for doing blackface repeatedly and for things he’s said about pedophilia. And yesterday, Shane, who came out as bisexual in 2015, had to once again try to save his YouTube Kingdom with a sorry after a clip came out of him telling the tale of the first time he got on pussy, and by pussy I mean an actual cat. Again: RUUUUN, CAT, RUUUUUUUUUUUN!