Category: Well Well Well
Britney Spears’ Manager Of 25 Years, Larry Rudolph, Resigns, Saying That His “Services Are No Longer Needed”
Over the weekend, Chris Hansen’s predator-catching successor, Ronan Farrow, dropped another flaming turd bomb in the lap of Daddy Spears when The New Yorker published his and writer Jia Tolentino’s exposé on Britney Spears’ 13-year conservatorship. Well, the flaming turd bombs keep dropping on Daddy Spears’ lap. Because this morning, Brit Brit’s manager of 25 years, Larry Rudolph, put in his quittin’ papers and said that he can’t manage the career of someone who really doesn’t want to have a career anymore. And TMZ is hearing that Brit Brit’s court-appointed lawyer, Sam Ingham, is also going to put in his quittin’ papers and resign as her attorney. Cut to the #FreeBritney movement holding up ZERO scores after watching Larry Rudolph and Sam Ingham swan dive off of the sinking ship that is Brit Brit’s conservatorship.
Prince Charles Will Reportedly Not Let Archie Become A Prince As He Plans To Slim Down The Monarchy
A couple of weeks ago, I saw the headline, “Baby Lilibet and Archie Will Inherit ‘Princess’ and ‘Prince’ Titles When Charles Becomes King,” and well, that aged about as well as the hairline of a male British royal. Because The Mail on Sunday claims that Prince Charles is already making plans for when he takes over The Crown and those plans include changing the Letters Patent to keep royals who are not directly in line to the throne from getting titles. If Charles makes that change, that means Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s children, 2-year-old Archie Harrison and 2-week-old Lilibet Diana, won’t become Prince Archie and Princess Lillibet (which is a damn shame because that fancy name of Lillibet was made to have “Princess” in front of it). Cut to Harry furiously checking Amazon to see if they can same-day deliver a World’s Shittiest Dad mug to Charles on this Father’s Day. Although, Prince Hot Ginge may have already sent Charles one.
Bennifer 1.0, WHO?! Angelina Jolie Visited Ex-Husband Jonny Lee Miller’s Apartment With A Bottle Of Wine
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck fully brought on the return of the early-aughts by getting back together And well, you can now replace your Von Dutch trucker hat and bedazzled Sidekick with a black velvet choker from Charlotte Ruse and a rainbow Motorola StarTAC, because the 90s are now fully back since Angelina Jolie and her first ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller “reunited” on Friday night. Now, who will be the 80s couple to get back together? Your move, Cher and Tom Cruise! And yes, I just dodged a lightning bolt from God for wishing that tiny jolt of major crazy upon Cher again.
Julianne Hough’s Niece Claims That Her Aunt Told Her That Leonardo DiCaprio Sucks At Sex
Well, it looks like Julianne Hough’s little niece just spilled tea all over future invites to illustrious events like the after-after-party for the 126th season finale of Dancing For A Check and another KINRGY-hosted asshole excorcism (exHOLEcism?). I mean, the Hough family reunions are probably awkward enough with Julianne and her brother, Derek Hough, sexy dancing together in the middle of the barbecue, but now they’re about to get even more awkward with Julianne throwing shank eyes at her niece for telling the world that she claimed Leonardo DiCaprio left her cooze with a sad face. One of the last things I’d want to do is talk to my teenage niece about my fuck life, but if you can’t trust your niece to keep her mouth shut about the horrible dicking down you got from a celebrity, can you really trust anyone? That IS the question.
Detectives Know What Caused Tiger Woods’ Crash But Will Not Publicly Release The Details Yet
It’s been a little over five weeks since Tiger Woods crashed a loaned 2021 Genesis GV80 near Ranchos Palos Verdes in CA. No other car was involved in the crash and Tiger was the only one in the SUV. The case has now been closed and detectives know exactly what caused the crash, but they are keeping it on the shush and not releasing shit unless they get permission from Tiger Woods to do so. Oh so now TMZ’s “law enforcement sources” are choosing to keep their lips shut about something!?!
Amber Heard Has Reportedly Been Fired From “Aquaman 2” For Breaking Her Contract
Some fans of Johnny Depp have been screaming for Amber Heard to get pink-slipped from the Aquaman sequel and Johnny also reportedly tried to get Amber fired. Well, Johnny and his fans may have gotten their wish but it has nothing to do with Johnny Depp. It’s been reported that Amber has lost her role as Sexy Fish Lady In An Off-Brand Ariel Wig (aka Mera) in Aquaman 2 after failing her physical exam.