Category: Sports

Open Post: Hosted By The Creepy Smiling People At Baseball Games Over The Weekend

September 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Baseball. I never miss a match or a score. Good, clean fun! But, this weekend, die-hard baseballers like myself were freaked out when they noticed several creepy smiling people in the crowd at major league games, including the Dodgers vs. Cardinals, Mets vs. A’s, and Yankees vs. Sox. These grinning weirdos, who remained eerily still, sat behind the place where the batters bat so they could not be missed by cameras. Two were wearing bright yellow T-shirts that read: SMILE. So, what does it all mean? Did these poor unfortunate souls use hygiene products laced with the Joker’s Smylex? Or were they straight-up demons? Turns out, it was a marketing stunt to promote the new horror film Smile. They were hired actors. “Hey mom! Guess what? I finally booked something! … What is it? Um, wellll, it’s kinda weird actually…”

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Rihanna Will Headline The Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show

September 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Rihanna, who turned down the Halftime show a few years back because of the NFL‘s treatment of Colin Kaepernick, has changed her mind and will headline the Super Bowl LVII Halftime show. That news came after the rumor that Taylor Swift was in talks to headline was shot down as false. The RiRi news is interesting considering fans have been waiting for new music for YEARS. No wonder there have been pap photos of her at the recording studio recently; she probably signed up for this and was like: “Oh shit! That reggae album I told everybody I was working on!”

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Tom Hardy Won Two Gold Medals At A Charity Jiu-Jitsu Competition

August 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Some method actors will let the process subsume their entire personality to the point where they pick up the characteristics of the characters they play and cease to know who they actually are in their personal lives. But the best method actors will allow the process to inform their personality without losing sight of who they are. That’s what Tom Hardy has done. According to People, over the weekend Tom won two gold medals at a charity Jiu-Jitsu competition organized by REORG, a foundation that “supports veterans, military and emergency service members who are dealing with depression, PTSD and ‘life-altering physical injuries.’” Tom’s no wounded warrior in real life, but he’s been training with REORG since he starred as one in 2011’s Warrior and remains a trustee on their board. Contrast that to someone like Jared Leto whose personality seems to be an amalgamation of all the characters he’s played over the years and is the reason why, to this day, he still pisses his pants every time he hears Hip To Be Square.

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Serena Williams Announced That She Is “Evolving Away From Tennis”

August 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Serena Williams may be the GOAT when it comes to tennis but says she’s the WOAT (Worst of All Time) at saying goodbye. Today, Serena #TookToVogue (legends only) to announce that she doesn’t like the word “retirement,” but is “evolving away from tennis” in order to focus on expanding her family and venture capital firm Serena Ventures. Serena says she’s planning on playing in the U.S. Open later this month, but after that, it’s time to say g… goo… goodb…, girl can barely get it out which is why she says “I’m terrible at goodbyes, the world’s worst.” I would argue that Tom Brady is the WOAT but I don’t think any tennis fans would be mad to see Serena take a run at his record of flopping out of retirement. Then again, Serena has a family that needs and adores her.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Tried To Compete In A Soccer Game

June 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Sports are marred with interruptions of all kinds: poor weather, dramatic injuries, sexy streakers, and sometimes overenthusiastic dogs. A soccer match between the Chilean and Venezuelan women’s national teams experienced its own doggy disruption when large pup ran onto the field. Maybe he thought this was a big chance to show off his skills and make it into the big leagues!

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Camila Cabello Got Booed By Fans At The Champions League Final And Tweeted That They Were “Very Rude”

May 31, 2022 / Posted by:

On Saturday night, 80,000 fans arrived at the Stade de France in Paris to cheer on Camila Cabello as she performed a 5-minute medley of her biggest hits. JK, they were actually there for the 2022 UEFA Champions League football (the Ted Lasso kind, not the Superbowl kind) final between Liverpool and Real Madrid. Camila just happened to be the opening musical act. Unfortunately for many Liverpool fans, organizational fuckery and French security prevented them from entering the stadium; some were even tear-gassed outside the venue. Camila’s performance and the kick-off were delayed three times. Eventually, the UEFA decided to get on with the show, even though there were still empty seats and stranded fans. So how do we think Liverpool fans reacted to Camila Cabello’s performance? If you guessed “not well, bitch,” you would be correct. Continue reading

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