The Super Bowl is a big event and since famous rich people spend their lives going to big events and having their pictures taken at them, that absolutely happened last night as well! Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were two famous people who attended the sporting event and wouldn’t you know that they weren’t the only ones! And it’s a bit awkward because JLo’s ex-fiancé, Alex Rodriguez, was there too. But Bennifer 1.0 doesn’t care! They danced for the cameras like everyone was watching, baby! Or rather… she did.
The Benniferaissance has been in full swing for a while now. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have not let up for even a moment, and through it all, Jennifer still had pictures of her ex Alex Rodriguez on her Instagram page. While the two have sort of hinted at staying cordial because of business connections, these two are donezo completely. Jennifer has scrubbed him from her Instagram. No vacation photos. No dinners. It’s a clean sweep and A-Rod has been wiped from Jennifer’s timeline!
Alex Rodriguez is finally facing reality: he and Jennifer Lopez are over, kaput, dunzo, never gonna happen again never ever ever! Well, not unless JLo’s hard up for some attention in eighteen years and takes his old ass back to capitalize on the public’s thirst for 2020 nostalgia. But until then, they’re through. Originally it was reported that A-Rod believed he and JLo would “stay friends” post-breakup, which, as we all know, is the first step towards backsliding into romance. But then Jennifer allegedly cut Alex off for being “too needy.” And now that she’s reunited with Ben Affleck, a source told Entertainment Tonight that A-Rod has finally realized his JLo phase is over. Jennifer joins the ranks of A-Rod celebrity exes such as Madonna, Kate Hudson, and Cameron Diaz. Let me punch that data into my celebrity math calculator and figure out who his next paramour will be… beep boop beep boop… Paul Reubens?! OK, this thing’s broken.
Remember 24 hours ago when I wrote about how sources are convinced that Jennifer Lopez was moving to Los Angeles because she was looking at schools and her 13-year-old twins, Emme and Maximilian, go to school, so obviously that meant that they’re moving from Miami? Well, sis guess what? JLo is moving to Los Angeles. It seems that Ben Affleck stepped his game up so hard she had to change states!
Because it’s been exactly eleven seconds since the last update on Jennifer Lopez, the state of occupancy of her lonely nether parts and the round-the-clock stunting steered like a driverless Tesla by her sleep-deprived PR team, here we are with yet another round of “We’re caught on camera making eye contact, so it must mean that we’re totally fucking,” this time co-starring ex-husband Marc Anthony.
Ben Affleck Has “Stepped Up” In His Courting Of Jennifer Lopez Who Is “Smitten” And Keeps Stunting With Him In Miami
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck started their week off with a hard day’s work: AKA stunting so hard for the paparazzi in Miami you’d think one of them actually had a new project to promote. Nope, just them! Well, they’re not done, they’re hard workers so day two of the work-week is time for the sources to do their thing. And according to the ones talking to E! News, Jennifer is “smitten” and Ben is stepping up his game to win her heart. Oh please, not to be glib but Ben doesn’t need to do anything except stunt, so if you mean stepping up his attention whore game, then sure but that’s not what normal people consider romantic wooing.