Category: Fergie

A Lawsuit Accuses A Pooping Unicorn Toy Of Ripping Off The Black Eyed Peas’ Song “My Humps”

January 24, 2023 / Posted by:

The Black Eyes Peas may have retired from playing their hit song My Humps live more than a decade ago, but that doesn’t mean a trick won’t sue over copyright infringement for it. The 2005 song from their fourth album, Monkey Business, changed the landscape of body-part-related songcraft–I mean, it hits all the parts! What are “my humps” exactly? Anything, everything, whatever part you want them to be. Although, it is certainly not unicorn poop–at least, not unlicensed unicorn poop. Publisher BMG is suing MGA Entertainment over its Poopsie Slime Surprise toys which used a parody version of My Humps called My Poops. Just when you thought the artistic integrity of My Humps couldn’t get lower–Enter: My Poops.

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Open Post: Hosted By Macy Gray’s Rendition Of “The Star-Spangled Banner”

February 21, 2022 / Posted by:

The 2022 NBA All-Star Game between Team LeBron and Team Durant happened last night at Cleveland’s Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse. And Macy Gray is the artiste who sang the National Anthem, The Star-Spangled Banner, and her rendition gave people shades of Fergie. Those people have probably never heard Macy Gray perform anything before because Macy Gray’s Star-Spangled Banner was all Macy Gray. But she trended last night thanks to LeBron James trying to keep it together as Macy Gray Macy Gray’d up America’s National Anthem.

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Josh Duhamel Is Engaged To Audra Mari

January 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Congratulations to Josh Duhamel for finally finding a young woman he can bust a middle-aged baby-making nut up into! It was just three years ago when Josh Duhamel said that he’s not 30 years old anymore, so he’s done with random fuck times and “it’s more about finding someone young enough to have kids.” And now 49-year-old Josh is engaged to his 28-year-old girlfriend of a couple of years, model Audra Mari. I’m sure the definition of romance was redefined when Josh got down on one knee and gazed deeply at Audra’s uterus area and asked it to be his…

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The Internet Roasted Chaka Khan For Her National Anthem Performance

February 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Almost two years ago, to the DAY, Fergie took an artistic risk on a little song called the Star-Spangled Banner, and America had no choice but to fall to their knees. No, they weren’t protesting. They were worshipping. Because they knew Fergie’s warbling, Ambien-induced, Twins Peaks-inspired ode to Lana Del Ray’s SNL performance had officially changed the anthem game forever. Case in point, living Chaka Khan’s performance. 

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Josh Duhamel Is In Search Of A Young Uterus

December 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Josh Duhamel has a load of baby batter ready to go and no cake pan to put it in. He’s prize stud looking for a broodmare. He’s got a pearl necklace he wants some lucky lady to use as vaginal beads (c’mon, its almost Friday). On a recent episode of Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert podcast, Josh announced that he’s on the prowl for some hot, young womb action. He’s got one 5 year-old son he shares with his ex-wife Fergie, but he’d really like to expand his family. I guess his previous girlfriend Eiza Gonzalez wasn’t up for the job of being Josh’s personal incubator, so now’s your chance! C’mon ladies, doesn’t anybody want Josh’s spermatozoa!?

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