Category: Fergie

Josh Duhamel Is In Search Of A Young Uterus

December 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Josh Duhamel has a load of baby batter ready to go and no cake pan to put it in. He’s prize stud looking for a broodmare. He’s got a pearl necklace he wants some lucky lady to use as vaginal beads (c’mon, its almost Friday). On a recent episode of Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert podcast, Josh announced that he’s on the prowl for some hot, young womb action. He’s got one 5 year-old son he shares with his ex-wife Fergie, but he’d really like to expand his family. I guess his previous girlfriend Eiza Gonzalez wasn’t up for the job of being Josh’s personal incubator, so now’s your chance! C’mon ladies, doesn’t anybody want Josh’s spermatozoa!?

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Josh Duhamel Wants Draymond Green To Apologize For Laughing At Fergie

October 28, 2018 / Posted by:

I’ve always pictured Fergie as that “cool” aunt who engages with the youth in her family by saying things like “It’s Lit!” and “Turn Up!” while twerking to old skool Luke jams (and yes I used both Luke and “jams” because I am the male version of that aunt so shut up). She proved everyone right with my description when she brutally murdered the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game earlier this year. And while the rest of the world was cringing, Golden State Warriors superstar Draymond Green spoke for all of us when the camera caught his expression of “Is this bitch serious?” Yes, Draymond, she was. And now her ex-husband Josh Duhamel is calling Draymond out for his not-so-subtle reaction and wants an apology immediately.

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Open Post: Hosted By Fergie Riding The NYC Subway

May 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Didn’t Mimi already pull this stunt? On Tuesday, a tropical storm hit the East Coast. Fergie Fergalicious had to get to the Paley Center Honors (she was presenting) and the Huffington Post reports that the storm caused the singer to take the subway (?). Was there a massive tsunami heading towards Manhattan and she was seeking refuge underground? Isn’t she used to being wet by now?

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Josh Duhamel Has Apparently Moved On To Eiza González After Splitting Up From Fergie 

February 24, 2018 / Posted by:

One person who wasn’t spending time reading all of the think piece posts hating (most of them) on artistic trailblazer Fergie’s “sexy jazz”(?) rendition of the National Anthem? Her ex Josh Duhamel. Josh and his graying temples have already moved on. UsWeekly says that the Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac and Biggie dude is dating actress Eiza González (who was in Baby Driver).

One of those exclusive-type sources says that Josh (who will always be Leo who fell over the waterfall and out of Greenlee’s life forever on All My Children to me…I have a life…I swear… it’s around here somewhere) and Eiza have been “quietly dating” for a couple of weeks. They reportedly met at a party after Jennifer Lopez’s pre-Superbowl concert on Feb 3. 45-year-old Josh and 28-year-old Eiza, who was previously linked with Liam Hemsworth, really hit it off.

“They drank and partied together until very late,” the insider says. “After, Josh reached out to a mutual friend and asked for Eiza’s number.”

So far, though, most of their dates have been via smartphone.

“They definitely have a connection because they’ve been FaceTiming and texting nonstop while she’s been in England working,” the insider tells Us. “They’re keeping it on the down-low. He’s telling her he’s never met anyone like her before.”

Oh, that’s what they all say! Don’t fall for that, Eiza! Guys who say that are either sociopaths or they have secret wives. Either that or one of their PR flacks who was posing as the source needs to be fired or perhaps take a writing class or two. (Don’t think I don’t hear you muttering “speaking of writing courses, J. Harvey…,” you in the back!)

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Will.i.am Reminds Us That Fergie Is Out Of Black Eyed Peas, And Nicole Scherzinger Might Replace Her

February 21, 2018 / Posted by:

I’m going to assume that after Fergie’s “cats dying a sexy death” performance at Sunday night’s NBA All-Star game will.i.am said to himself “Let me remind folks that I no longer claim this broad.” Let’s not forget that time last year when he informed us all that Fergie had left the Black Eyed Peas but it didn’t matter because she was merely just a scoop and not a full helping. However, he’s revealed that an invitation may be open to former Pussycat Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger to replace Fergie.

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