Category: Jane Fonda

Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For Tom Brady’s Passion Project “80 For Brady” AKA The Passion Of The Yikes

November 17, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t know why it happened, I don’t know how it happened. Similarly, I don’t know what it’s for, and I don’t know who it’s for. Nor do I know when it happened, or, after having watched the trailer, IF it actually happened at all. By my count, no fewer than seven CGI Guy Fieri’s are featured here. Variety has attempted to outline a few of the basic facts related to 80 for Brady, a movie starring four of Hollywood’s most iconic actresses as obsessed Tom Brady fans who “travel to the 2017 Super Bowl to see Brady on the field,” but unfortunately, their reporting has left me with more questions than answers. The only thing I’m 100% sure about in regards to 80 for Brady, produced by and starring Tom as himself, and Tom’s work wife, Rob Gronkowski, as the inspiration for one of the ladies’ “Gronk erotica,” is that Gisele Bundchen’s jiu-jitsu instructor is definitely getting pinned tonight.

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Jane Fonda Discussed Aging And Her Plastic Surgery Once Again

August 3, 2022 / Posted by:

Jane Fonda wears many chic hats: social and environmental activist, award-winning actress, fitness guru, and expert Megyn Kelly agitator (which is my favorite recurring role of hers). And at 85, she also happens to be part of a small handful of older actresses in Hollywood who still get work and then in turn have to promote it; so she’s often asked about aging and has talked about her various plastic surgeries (and that she’s DONE with them) to the point of getting annoyed about being asked about it (right, Megyn!?). But recently, she discussed it again in a feature with VOGUE–because it seems like once a woman reaches a certain age, their only two options are to stoically walk into the ocean and die OR constantly have to discuss the trials and tribulations of being said age.

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Jane Fonda Is Not Really Interested In A Sexual Relationship Anymore Unless It’s With A Younger Man 

March 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Jane Fonda is on the cover of Harper Bazaar’s April issue, and during the interview, she talked about the current state of her love life. Jane has been married three times, so she’s been there, done that, and not really interested in fucking anymore. But Jane is willing to let a grown dude between her sugar walls if his ID states that he was born before her birth year of 1937. So if you’re a dude who is 84 years and up, sorry, you are too old to ride the hotness that is Jane Fonda.

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Jane Fonda Called On Hollywood To Be More Inclusive In Her Golden Globes Acceptance Speech

March 1, 2021 / Posted by:

Last night’s Golden Globes were filled with more glitches and technical fuck-ups than a FaceTime call with my mom (and yes, every other question from her is, “Can you see me?!“), but the real technical glitch happened when all of the lights burst (yes, that happened, don’t fact check me on that) after lighting rod of glamour, Jane Fonda, strutted her 83-year-old ass out onto the stage. Jane was done up like the hot Mother of the Bride who makes the bride seethe with rage by looking better than her on her big day. But Jane was at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills to accept the Cecil B. DeMille Award and during her speech, she called out Hollywood and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s problems with diversity and gave love to I May Destroy You, a show that makes HFPA members say, “I don’t know her,” because they snubbed the hell out of it.

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Here’s How Some Celebrities Said “Black Lives Matter” Over The Weekend

June 1, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know about you, but I had a perfectly good and normal weekend curled up in a fetal position in the shower glugging down a bottle of special occasion “End Times” wine in between racking sobs. Basically, I didn’t do shit. But as Kristian mentioned earlier, quite a few celebrities spent the weekend out in the streets with Black Lives Matter, protesting police brutality, spurred by the recent murders of George Floyd and Breanna Taylor by the police. Some of them didn’t even post about it on social media, they just showed up! But many more took to their notes apps instead to express their solidarity with the BLM movement. Billie Eilish took aim at #AllLivesMatter types telling them to “shut the fuck up.” And Lady Gaga came for Donald Trump, accusing him of “fueling a system that is already rooted in racism.” And the always outspoken Pink!, well she just re-posted Billie’s post. But it’s the thought that counts! #thoughtsandprayers.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Fitness Icons Jane Fonda And Richard Simmons

April 4, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s been a minute since we last heard about Richard Simmons and his, um, unusual situation at home. But, as always, when times get tough, Richard swoops in, wearing his best lycra micro-shorts and sequined tank, to save the day. As everybody is locked away in self-isolation, the need for living room calisthenics has never been higher. And fortunately, in the past three weeks, Richard (or, more likely, Richard’s team) has uploaded a bunch of vintage workout videos to his YouTube page––the site’s first uploads in more than 6 years!

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