Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For Tom Brady’s Passion Project “80 For Brady” AKA The Passion Of The Yikes
I don’t know why it happened, I don’t know how it happened. Similarly, I don’t know what it’s for, and I don’t know who it’s for. Nor do I know when it happened, or, after having watched the trailer, IF it actually happened at all. By my count, no fewer than seven CGI Guy Fieri’s are featured here. Variety has attempted to outline a few of the basic facts related to 80 for Brady, a movie starring four of Hollywood’s most iconic actresses as obsessed Tom Brady fans who “travel to the 2017 Super Bowl to see Brady on the field,” but unfortunately, their reporting has left me with more questions than answers. The only thing I’m 100% sure about in regards to 80 for Brady, produced by and starring Tom as himself, and Tom’s work wife, Rob Gronkowski, as the inspiration for one of the ladies’ “Gronk erotica,” is that Gisele Bundchen’s jiu-jitsu instructor is definitely getting pinned tonight.
If Lisa Rinna has a million haters, I’m one of them. If Lisa Rinna has ten haters, I’m one of them. If Lisa Rinna has one hater, then that is me. If Lisa Rinna has zero haters, it’s because I have died from hating “the biggest bully in Hollywood” too hard (whoopsies, gave myself an anger aneurysm). My loathing also extends to Lisa’s husband, Harry Hamlin, and her youngest daughter Amelia Gray Hamlin (Scott Disick’s “model” ex). But I have a soft spot in my evil heart for Lisa’s oldest daughter, Delilah Belle Hamlin. Namely because, last year, she took a dig at Lisa and Harry on TikTok, writing that what she really wanted for Christmas was “for my parents to pay for my trauma therapy.” Zing! The TikTok was quickly deleted, but, recently, we got some extra insight into why Delilah might need that therapy (as if having Succubus Rinna for a mom wasn’t enough). And it came in the form of an extremely creepy daddy-daughter photo.
These days, when straight dudes play bi or gay, they get awards, like Rami Malek who won an Oscar for playing Freddie Mercury, and Taron Egerton who won a Golden Globe for playing Elton John. But Harry Hamlin thinks that playing a homosexual in 1982’s drama Making Love ended his career. I don’t know what he means, he was on an episode of Law & Order: SVU in 2014–that’s booked and busy!
In case you’re wondering, yes, that’s the face Lisa Rinna makes when she sucks the youth out of her poor young daughters. Think the Sanderson Sisters in Hocus Pocus. But don’t worry, Mother left enough dewy bloom in 19-year-old Amelia Grey Hamlin to remain attractive to 37-year-old Scott Disick. Scott and Amelia (couple name: Hamsick) have been dating the last few weeks, and Lisa has waited until now to make a statement through a “source”. Thank god she can finally insert herself into the drama!
You can’t pin a man like Scott Disick down, you just can’t! One minute he’s on a private jet heading to a private island and the next he’s partying in the VIP room at a private party is a swank hotel. And if you thought a little thing like coronavirus would put a cramp in his style, then you need to get yourself right with The Lord. According to Us Weekly, the world’s most eligible (Kardashian adjacent) bachelor is currently dating around. Scott’s ex Sofia Richie‘s dad Lionel Ritchie, can finally pass the baton to Harry Hamlin who now has the fatherly duty of worrying about his barely legal daughter traipsing around with a 37-year-old divorced father of three. Us reports that Scott has been spending time with Harry and Lisa Rinna’s 19-year-old daughter Amelia Hamlin. And before you ask, the answer is yes. Of course, she’s a model!
Harry Hamlin, star of Clash of the Titans, LA Law, Mad Men and a current house husband on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills did an interview with Page Six about how he lost the role of Indiana Jones, and it’s not because he doesn’t play well with snakes. Harry claims it was because he talked shit about Steven Spielberg and Spielberg’s relationship with Amy Irving, while there was a hidden camera set up listening to them the whole time.