Now that Gisele Bundchen has finally thrown away the pompoms she used to inflate Tom Brady‘s ego and ran towards freedom, it’s being reported there may be a new man awaiting her leggy embrace. Initially, Gisele thought she was getting everything she wanted when Tom announced his retirement, but once he went back to the love of his life, football, Gisele began making preparations for a new life without hearing the words “LET’S GOOO!” in and out of the bedroom. It’s been about three minutes since their divorce was finalized, and Gisele may be spending some sexy time with jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente, a claim that sources close to Tom think are true regardless of Gisele channeling her inner Biz Markie by telling everyone Joaquim is, “Just a friend.”
According to Page Six, Gisele packed up her kids Vivian and Benjamin for a quick trip to Costa Rica, which is already a petty move since she and Tom used to vacation there often. But this was more than just a spiritual cleansing trip for Gisele to run to her room, draw the shades and sleep for days like Carrie Bradshaw in the Sex and the City movie. Because who has time to be self-quarantined in tears when there’s a flexible hot man waiting to cause speculation on whether or not he’s next in line to be your future ex-husband? Brazilian gossip site Purepeople claims the two are dating.
📷| Gisele Bundchen and Joaquim Valente in Costa Rica (November 12, 2022) pic.twitter.com/3WYqqR0zu2
— Gisele Bündchen Daily (@giseledaily) November 14, 2022
The duo grabbed a bite to eat at Koji in Provincia de Puntarenas with the 42-year-old model’s two children — Benjamin, 12, and Vivian, 9, — and Valente’s pal.
While it is unclear when the pair’s possible romance began, Bündchen and Valente did a shoot for Dust magazine with his brothers, Pedro Valente and Giu Valente, in 2021.
In February of the following year, the businesswoman tried her hand at jiu-jitsu, calling Joaquim, Pedro and Gui “awesome teachers” via Instagram.
“I believe the more tools we have in our toolbox the better,” Bündchen told her followersin February. “I feel stronger, more confidence and empowered since I started practicing self-defense. I feel it’s an important skill for all, but specially for us women.
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Gisele ended that particular post with “Let’s Go!” which is Tom’s annoying catchphrase, so I see what you did there, Gisele. “Tools in our toolbox” indeed. BUT WAIT, TMZ reports the two of them are not in a relationship, though sources close to Tom reveal he’s not buying that line of nonsense.
Listen, Tom, you absolutely do not want to tango with those jiu-jitsu guys unless you want to know how a football feels once it gets kicked through the goalpost. I don’t think you’ll ever return to football after being beaten like circus money and then left in a puddle of your own blood, teeth, and hair plugs.