Category: Gisele Bundchen

Tom Brady And Gisele Bundchen’s Foundation Reportedly Gave Less Than .1% Of Their Worth To Charity Between 2007 And 2019

November 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Gisele Bundchen has traded herself to a team that no longer includes ex-husband Tom Brady, their massive fortune has been split between the two of them. Meanwhile, a charity they’re both board members on, the Luz Foundation, is claiming Tom and Gis may be rich, but they’re also two cheapskates who barely provided any real money towards their charitable efforts. In fact, the former Bradys, two undeniable members of the 1%, gave less than one percent of their combined earnings over the course of twelve years.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For Tom Brady’s Passion Project “80 For Brady” AKA The Passion Of The Yikes

November 17, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t know why it happened, I don’t know how it happened. Similarly, I don’t know what it’s for, and I don’t know who it’s for. Nor do I know when it happened, or, after having watched the trailer, IF it actually happened at all. By my count, no fewer than seven CGI Guy Fieri’s are featured here. Variety has attempted to outline a few of the basic facts related to 80 for Brady, a movie starring four of Hollywood’s most iconic actresses as obsessed Tom Brady fans who “travel to the 2017 Super Bowl to see Brady on the field,” but unfortunately, their reporting has left me with more questions than answers. The only thing I’m 100% sure about in regards to 80 for Brady, produced by and starring Tom as himself, and Tom’s work wife, Rob Gronkowski, as the inspiration for one of the ladies’ “Gronk erotica,” is that Gisele Bundchen’s jiu-jitsu instructor is definitely getting pinned tonight.

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Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen, Stephen Curry, Larry David, And More Have Been Named In A Class Action Lawsuit Against Defunct Crypto Trader FTX

November 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Looks like Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have more to worry about than just their celebrity divorce, as the former couple has been named in a class action lawsuit against the now-defunct cryptocurrency exchange, FTX, along with other celebrity investors and promoters, like Larry David, Stephen Curry, and the Golden State Warriors, Shaquille O’Neal, and Naomi Osaka. Oh, no, not Naomi! But wait–where’s Matt Damon‘s name on this list?! He’s shilled crypto too! Round ’em all up!

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Gisele Bündchen May Already Moved On To Somebody New After Divorcing Tom Brady

November 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Gisele Bundchen has finally thrown away the pompoms she used to inflate Tom Brady‘s ego and ran towards freedom, it’s being reported there may be a new man awaiting her leggy embrace. Initially, Gisele thought she was getting everything she wanted when Tom announced his retirement, but once he went back to the love of his life, football, Gisele began making preparations for a new life without hearing the words “LET’S GOOO!” in and out of the bedroom. It’s been about three minutes since their divorce was finalized, and Gisele may be spending some sexy time with jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente, a claim that sources close to Tom think are true regardless of Gisele channeling her inner Biz Markie by telling everyone Joaquim is, “Just a friend.

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A Source Claims That Tom Brady Didn’t Want To Get Divorced From Gisele Bundchen And Would’ve Done Anything To Make It Work

November 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Seen above smiling and busting a boner in his pants after probably picturing Gisele Bundchen as a giant football with chichis and a MAGA hat, Tom Brady is legally single now. But Tom’s reportedly not happy about that since he never wanted his 13-year marriage tossed into the dumpster next to the clue that he desperately needs to get. Sources tell People that Tom has the sads over his marriage to Gis ending and that he would’ve done “whatever it took” to make it work. Um, either the source or Tom needs to look up what that really means because if Tom ever serenaded Gis with a song, it would be I Would Do Anything For Gis (But I Won’t Quit Football).

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Tom Brady Speaks About His Divorce From Gisele Bündchen Days After It Was Finalized

November 1, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t think any of us were surprised to hear that Tom Brady‘s mistress, Football, is shaking her pompoms in victory as she flips off Gisele Bündchen in the aftermath of the couple’s Florida quickie divorce. Gisele will no longer be bored to tears watching her ex-husband continue his geriatric quest of being the best quarterback ever, and Tom can stop pretending to care about being a family man. But even though Tom is making football his full-time focus, he’s having one of the worst seasons of his career. Now, in a new interview during his Let’s Go! podcast Tom is ready to blame his terrible performance on his marital woes and not on the fact that he’s only five years away from receiving his AARP card and needs to sit his ass down before he breaks a hip.

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