Category: Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bündchen Opens Up About Tom Brady Divorce And Denies Giving Him An Ultimatum

March 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Gisele Bündchen: THE MODEL is back. A month after Gisele was on the cover of Vogue Italia looking like a glamorous vampiress blood clot, she’s on the cover of April’s Vanity Fair and talking about what the hell else? Her divorce from Tom Brady. Gisele and Tom became legally free of each other in October 2022 after months upon months of hearing about how their 13-year marriage was on life support because he un-retired from football. Gisele was reportedly upset that Tom wanted to spend more time with football than his family. There was a rumor that Gis dropped a “FOOTBALL OR USultimatum on him. But Gisele shot that rumor down while talking to Vanity Fair, calling it “the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.” Craziest? That’s an interesting take from someone who works in an industry where girls live off laxatives and cotton balls!

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Gisele Bündchen Covers Vogue Italia

February 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Gisele Bündchen has already gotten into the full swing of being a hot rich single woman who is not wasting any more time on a man who won’t retire from a sport he’s already insanely wealthy from. Post-Tom Brady Gisele has herself a Jiu-Jitsu instructor and goes out riding horses (and probably that instructor, too). Now she’s back in the model game as well and is on the cover of Vogue Italia looking like a whole new person. What is the point of paying some uber-famous recognizable person a ton of money to sell your magazine and then go ahead and turn them unrecognizable? Just do a random ass person up in some drag and save the money!

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Tom Brady Posted A “Cryptic” Valentine’s Day Message And Says He’ll Lay Off On Posting Thirst Traps On Social Media

February 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Since he’s no longer in the NFL, we can’t really keep telling Tom Brady to shut up and play ball. After rubbing elbows with The Four Horsewomen of the GuyFieripocalypse in 80 for Brady, he’s too powerful now. All we can do is helplessly sit back and watch as his post-post-retirement post-divorce life plays out on the big Jumbo-tron in the sky we call the internet, and pray for a blackout.

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Tom Brady Is Finally Retiring “For Good”

February 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Tom Brady has finally counted up the costs of his last failed retirement announcement and decided it’s time to hang up his cleats and kiss football goodbye. Of course, when he attempted this announcement last year he immediately went running back because he knew the life of a house husband was boring. And his ex-wife Gisele Bundchen matched his energy by running away from his ass with a divorce. His final season suffered as well, as he threw tantrums and tried to convince us he made the best decision for himself. He clearly didn’t. And rather than lose more, he has decided it’s time to end his affair with professional football once and for all.

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Gisele Bündchen Is Having The Time Of Her Life Horseback Riding With Her Jiu-Jitsu Instructor

January 26, 2023 / Posted by:

As Tom Brady continues spiraling out of control, his ex-wife Gisele Bundchen is living her best life far away from Tom’s illicit affair with football. It didn’t take long for Gisele to strap on her highest stilettos and strut down the catwalk towards divorce after Tom refused to retire, and it also didn’t take long for another man to swoop in to love her back to life potentially. Although it’s still not confirmed if they’re dating, Gisele has been spending a lot of quality time with her jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente. And this week, they went horseback riding together in Costa Rica, sparking further rumors that they might be more than just friends.

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Tom Brady And Gisele Bundchen’s Foundation Reportedly Gave Less Than .1% Of Their Worth To Charity Between 2007 And 2019

November 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Gisele Bundchen has traded herself to a team that no longer includes ex-husband Tom Brady, their massive fortune has been split between the two of them. Meanwhile, a charity they’re both board members on, the Luz Foundation, is claiming Tom and Gis may be rich, but they’re also two cheapskates who barely provided any real money towards their charitable efforts. In fact, the former Bradys, two undeniable members of the 1%, gave less than one percent of their combined earnings over the course of twelve years.

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