Category: Sally Field

Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For Tom Brady’s Passion Project “80 For Brady” AKA The Passion Of The Yikes

November 17, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t know why it happened, I don’t know how it happened. Similarly, I don’t know what it’s for, and I don’t know who it’s for. Nor do I know when it happened, or, after having watched the trailer, IF it actually happened at all. By my count, no fewer than seven CGI Guy Fieri’s are featured here. Variety has attempted to outline a few of the basic facts related to 80 for Brady, a movie starring four of Hollywood’s most iconic actresses as obsessed Tom Brady fans who “travel to the 2017 Super Bowl to see Brady on the field,” but unfortunately, their reporting has left me with more questions than answers. The only thing I’m 100% sure about in regards to 80 for Brady, produced by and starring Tom as himself, and Tom’s work wife, Rob Gronkowski, as the inspiration for one of the ladies’ “Gronk erotica,” is that Gisele Bundchen’s jiu-jitsu instructor is definitely getting pinned tonight.

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Sally Field Got Arrested At “Fire Drill Friday”

December 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Jane Fonda has had her ass locked up 4 times while trying to follow in Greta Thunberg‘s footsteps and get us to stop killing the planet. But now she has to be careful, because one more arrest could mean a lot more time in the clink. But she’s expected to protest next week, and it hasn’t stopped Jane from still bringing along famous friends to get arrested for her! Enter: Sally Field.

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Burt Reynolds Explains What He Meant To Say On “Today”

March 23, 2018 / Posted by:

If it looks like a doddering old pepaw, and makes weird, questionable remarks like a doddering old pepaw, then guess what. It’s a doddering old peeaw! That’s the lesson learned from Burt Reynolds’ attempt to explain his say what now?” comments to Hoda Kotb on Today about her purdy mouth and his love of a 7-year-old Sally Field who he didn’t actually meet until she was 31.

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Burt Reynolds Fell In Love With Sally Field When She Was 7

March 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Burt Reynolds is 82 years old. Some people in their 80s are still sharper than the spines on a cat’s dick and have got the energy of youngins a third of their age (see: Rita Moreno and Jane Fonda). But other people in their 80s, have the energy of a corpse that’s been reanimated using half-depleted AA batteries found in your grandma’s freezer, and say weird shit. Burt Reynolds falls into the second category.

Burt was on Today this morning, and when he wasn’t becoming Subway Jared’s new favorite actor, he was hypnotized by Hoda Kotb’s anti-Brielle Bermann lips.

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Open Post: Hosted By Adam Rippon And Sally Field’s Son Finally Meeting

March 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Tom of Finland’s ice-skating younger brother Adam Rippon entranced many during this year’s otherwise savagely boring Winter Olympics. (There wasn’t ENOUGH Adam. Or ENOUGH Chris Mazdzer, for that matter. For two entirely different reasons.)

Especially wowed by Adam was veteran actress Sally Field and her son Sam Griesman. Sam posted a sweet text exchange between himself and his mom in which she urged him to pursue Adam as a love interest. Despite Sally claiming he was “mortified,” Sam was probably pretty boned when Adam responded back to him and Mom. And now they’ve met! Sam tweeted the above picture last night from a Human Rights Campaign event in L.A. Adam was given the Visibility Award. Sam added the caption, “Thanks, mom.

There’s no word if Adam got to put his Oscars harness back on for some celebrity athlete-on-celebrity son sex, but it’s nice to know that they’ve had the chance to see if there’s some sparkage. And if there wasn’t, hopefully Adam (or Sam) was nice enough to wait until after that HRC event to inform the other one. If it was Sam saying no, that’s just mean on someone’s big night. If it was Adam, well, that’s just saying, “I’m on top of the world and you’re not coming with me, lesser.”

Pic: Twitter

Adam Rippon Has Responded To Sally Field Trying To Match Him Up With Her Son

February 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Sally Field’s son Sam Griesman spent the weekend with a case of mombarrassment after he was caught in the middle of a not-subtle Olympic-themed matchmaking attempt by his mom on Twitter. Sam admitted that he had a crush on Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon, and Sally responded by grabbing the ball from her son and shooting his shot for him. The good news is, Sam can stop whatever cringing he has been doing, because a very-flattered Adam recently responded to Sally’s enthusiastic attempt at getting them together.

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