Category: Tom Brady

Tom Brady Was Super Bummed When His Youngest Son Wasn’t Into Sports Since “He’s A Boy”

August 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Tom Brady has really been getting the Tori Spelling treatment lately. No I don’t mean that he can’t afford his Amex bill–I mean people are coming at him for his parenting skills hard online. First there was that awkward moment when he sort of dragged his daughter over a cliff (safely into water!) and now it’s time for what Tom said about his son not liking sports. In a recent interview with Men’s Health Tom talked all about his fabulous existence because people love to know what’s going on in the lives of people whose lives are better than theirs. During the conversation, Tom said that he’s faced some parenting struggles–his youngest son, Benjamin: isn’t interested in sports. Poor one out for ol’ Tom Brady, this is a TRAGEDY.

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Bridget Moynahan Kind Of Talked About Co-Parenting With Tom Brady (And Gisele Bundchen)

April 4, 2019 / Posted by:

The only thing more suspect than Tom Brady’s deflated balls is how he two-stepped over from pregnant ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan and got with Gisele Bundchen. Gisl has already blabbed in the past about how it was kind of messy (Tom and Bridget didn’t know she was pregnant when they split…but still) and even thought about dumping his ass. When Bridget named their kid John Edward Thomas (the same initials as New England Patriots rival the New York Jets), most people thought that was her saying exactly how she felt. Now, Bridget wrote an essay and seems to be kind of peachy with how things ended up. Dammit, what’s with all the happiness in this jaded world?!

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The Gronk Is Retiring From Football

March 25, 2019 / Posted by:

If you saw that “Gronk” was trending on Twitter yesterday and thought to yourself, “Is that the guy from Emperor’s New Groove? Why is he trending?” I have news for you: That character’s name is Kronk. With a K.

29-year-old Rob Gronkowski announced that he’s retiring from the game of football and apparently people care. TMZ is reporting that my uncle is finally going to read one of my posts on this site because it’s about one of his favorite football players retiring. The New England Patriot tight end (which is also the name of my Grindr profile) announced on Instagram that he is leaving pro football after almost ten years in the sport.

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Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen, And Bob Kraft All Shared A Jet After The Oscars

February 26, 2019 / Posted by:

We already knew Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady share weird as fuck diets of no sugar, no strawberries, and basically no fun. Given the no fun in their day-to-day life, it should come as no shock they wouldn’t have any fun gearing up for their tenth anniversary today. That must be it because how else can you explain them sharing a jet from Los Angeles to Boston yesterday with Robert Kraft, the Patriots owner who got busted in a sex trafficking sting!?!?!

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Daniel Radcliffe Called Out Tom Brady For Supporting Donald Trump

January 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Whew, Daniel Radcliffe, lightning bolt-headed magic child, no. I am currently typing this post 10 minutes south of Boston, deep in the heart of Pats Nation so I’m in the know. And you don’t have to believe me but BELIEVE ME – you better fling a leg over your Quidditch broom and zoom your Hufflepuff whatever ass out of this dimension. Because Pats Nation is CRAY over the GOAT (aka New England Patriots golden boy Tom Brady) and they will come for you. These people don’t care that Tom Brady supports #Twitler. They wouldn’t care if he supported the actual Hitler! Tom Brady could be slapping puppies in the middle of Faneuil Hall wearing a BUILD THE WALL t-shirt while simultaneously doing all of their wives and heterosexual New England men would still be lining up to blow him. *crickets* Uh, yeah, Daniel Radcliffe called Tom Brady out for supporting Trump.

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