Now that Tom Brady is no longer married to Gisele Bündchen or his Sandbox Sweetie, football, he is footloose and fancy-free to ruin another woman’s life by screaming “LET’S GO!!!” first thing in the morning. And last week, following Reese Witherspoon‘s divorce announcement, a Deuxmoi blind item stated an “A-list actress who JUST announced her divorce is newly dating A-list NFL athlete who is also recently divorced.” Since people like to jump to their own conclusions as quickly as possible, many believed Tom and Reese were the new IT couple! Thankfully this was all just speculation because both of their reps denied they’d been on a date. Hell, they claimed Tom and Reese don’t even know each other.
Personally, I think Tom Brady needs to give himself a few more months before jumping back into the shallow end of the dating pool. Because at this juncture, all he’ll find are vapid twenty-somethings and football fan girls ready to lay hands on all those Brady bucks in his bank account. But, I guess now that he’s finally ended his illicit affair with football and his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen has spilled about their split to Vanity Fair, it’s time for him to find another lover. And he’s been out there playing the field in a different way, although there may already be a new overnight toothbrush that’s found its home in Tom’s bathroom. A not-so-blind item claims that a “recently divorced A-list NFL athlete” is dating an “A-list actress” who just announced her divorce. Hmm… who could THAT be?
Gisele Bündchen: THE MODEL is back. A month after Gisele was on the cover of Vogue Italia looking like a glamorous vampiress blood clot, she’s on the cover of April’s Vanity Fair and talking about what the hell else? Her divorce from Tom Brady. Gisele and Tom became legally free of each other in October 2022 after months upon months of hearing about how their 13-year marriage was on life support because he un-retired from football. Gisele was reportedly upset that Tom wanted to spend more time with football than his family. There was a rumor that Gis dropped a “FOOTBALL OR US” ultimatum on him. But Gisele shot that rumor down while talking to Vanity Fair, calling it “the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.” Craziest? That’s an interesting take from someone who works in an industry where girls live off laxatives and cotton balls!
Tom Brady Responds To The Rumors He’s About To Ditch His Retirement By Announcing He Just Adopted A Kitten
I’m assuming the boredom is finally starting to kick in for Tom Brady, as he is almost at the one-year mark from the last time he retired and then took it back. The aftermath of that decision saw the crumbling of both his career and his family, which must still haunt him on a daily basis. However, in an attempt to make sure he doesn’t make the same mistake twice, Tom has addressed rumors that he’s on the verge of divorcing his retirement and running back into the arms of his one true love; football. And it’s a claim Tom is happily refuting because of the new addition to his family; a kitten.
Gisele Bündchen has already gotten into the full swing of being a hot rich single woman who is not wasting any more time on a man who won’t retire from a sport he’s already insanely wealthy from. Post-Tom Brady Gisele has herself a Jiu-Jitsu instructor and goes out riding horses (and probably that instructor, too). Now she’s back in the model game as well and is on the cover of Vogue Italia looking like a whole new person. What is the point of paying some uber-famous recognizable person a ton of money to sell your magazine and then go ahead and turn them unrecognizable? Just do a random ass person up in some drag and save the money!
Tom Brady Is Facing Backlash After Saying Janet Jackson’s “Wardrobe Malfunction” At The 2004 Super Bowl Was “Good” For The NFL
Now that the ink has dried on Tom Brady‘s separation agreement with his former lover football, he’s found new ways of remaining relevant. After his dreadful short-lived career as a lingerie model crashed and burned, he’s using his words to make a fool out of himself instead. Especially after saying that “nipplegate,” Janet Jackson‘s infamous wardrobe malfunction at the hands of former Disney dancing dork Justin Timberlake, was actually “a good thing for the NFL.“. And all of the people with common sense are letting him know that’s one of the dumbest things they’ve ever heard ANYONE say.