Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Telling Taco Bell To Bring Back The Mexican Pizza

January 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Dolly Parton’s little Moderna vaccine was cute and all, but if she can get Taco Bell to bring back my beloved Mexican Pizza, she can safely be named America’s Greatest citizen. Shortly after burying Paula Deen another six feet under the ground with the debut of her Southern-Style cake mixes for Duncan Hines, Dolly has come out as Pro-Mexican Pizza and says they should bring it back. You hear that Taco Bell?!? DOLLY SAID BRING IT BACK! I dare you to defy her or else she’s going to start her own fast-food chain called Dolly’s Mexican Pizza Only Fans and it will be over for you hos.

Thanks to Insider, we now know what Dolly’s regular Taco Bell order is. While discussing her new Duncan Hines desserts, which includes the Devil’s Jizz that is banana pudding, Dolly said she is a big fan of their soft tacos because unlike me, she doesn’t share the same joy I do in finding Boob Food in her cleavage when she takes off her bra. via Insider.

Parton sat down with Insider on Zoom this week to talk about all things food, including her new line of Southern desserts with Duncan Hines.

And while Parton often cooks at home, the country-music legend revealed that she also loves going to fast-food restaurants with Carl Dean, her husband of 55 years.

And when she’s craving tacos, Parton said she goes to Taco Bell for her usual order.

“I like soft-shell tacos,” Parton revealed. “I like the others, but they fall apart so bad, especially if you’re riding around. So I always get a Taco Supreme, with the sour cream and all that, in the soft shell. I love that.”

“I get an order of rice and beans,” she added. “And I get mild sauce. I don’t like to get it too hot and ruin everything.”

Parton also said she used to love Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza, which featured ground beef and refried beans sandwiched between two tortilla shells topped with cheese, tomatoes, and pizza sauce.

When asked if she thinks the chain should bring it back, Parton’s answer was immediate — and enthusiastic.

“I think they should!” she said.

In the video (linked here) it doesn’t seem like Dolly knew that Taco Bell did everyone dirty by removing the Mexican Pizza from their menus last year until just now. So if her lack of direct action seems lacking, it’s only because she just found out. Give her time. She didn’t create the Moderna vaccine overnight. That took years of hard work and dedication by scores of scientists across the globe before they gave up and had Dolly give it a try. And miracle of miracles, she just reached up and pulled it out from under her wig, fully vetted and FDA approved. So give her a minute won’t you. She’s got this!

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