Category: Charlize Theron
Everyone Was Three Sheets To The Wind On The Red Carpet for The Governors Awards
The Governors Awards are a classy affair, you can just tell by the name. According to The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, the GA are “an annual event celebrating awards conferred by the Academy’s Board of Governors – the Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award, the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award and the Honorary Award.” Basically, they are really the precum of the actual Oscars. Which might explain why so many ladies came dressed in nothing but a satin sheet. Nothing shows off precum quite like a satin bed sheet!
Charlize Theron Says Playing Megyn Kelly Was “Harder” Than Playing Serial Killer Aileen Wuornos
While Joaquin Phoenix is really aiming for that Oscar through his movie Joker, Charlize Theron is playing the game too with Bombshell, the movie where she plays Megyn Kelly. Not only does she look much hotter than Joaquin did in his Joker drag, she also she looks eerily similar to actual Megyn Kelly–like exactly. That shit has Oscar spelled all over it. And to seal the deal ,Charlize is using a new progressive technique to win the award. Instead of going the, “Come on guys, Megyn isn’t that bad!”, route, like Joaquin did with The Joker, she’s decided to tell us how playing an uber-conservative was harder than playing a murderer. Nice choice, Charlize.
Scarlett Johansson Is The Highest-Paid Actress Of 2019
Scarlett Johansson is one of Hollywood’s most talented and versatile actresses. She’s a cisgender white woman who can play trans people! And Asians! For God’s sake, she recently revealed that she can play trees! It makes perfect sense that Forbes just named the woman who continually asks Meryl Streep to hold her beer as the highest-paid actress of 2019.
Thankfully, There’s No Roger Ailes In The Teaser Trailer For “Bombshell”
The teaser trailer for the other Roger Ailes movie dropped today, and this is the one where John Lithgow slips into creep mode to play Roger during the 2016 Fox News sexual assault scandal. So for those that saw the word Bombshell and thought that Julia Houston finally got her Marilyn Monroe musical made, I’m sorry to get your hopes up.
Charlize Theron And Helen Mirren Are Returning For “Fast & Furious 9”
Deadline says that all of us Helen Mirren stans can get hyped because the Dame herself is going to be back for more Fast & The Furious madness. And she will be joined by previous villainess of the franchise, Charlize Theron who has been announced to also be coming back for the ninth installment. These two Oscar winners coming back? Dave Bautista will have to come around now!
Charlize Theron Was Offered The Role Of Wonder Woman’s Mom And It Was Like A Slap In The Face
Much like some asshole midlife crisis jerk leaving his first wife for a 20-year-old trophy, Hollywood considers you an old hag only fit to play someone’s decrepit, cobwebbed aunt in a retirement community once you clear 35. Case in point – Charlize Theron being offered the role of Wonder Woman’s mom. She’s 43. Wonder Woman’s portrayer Gal Gadot is 34. Wait, what?