Category: John Cena
There’s A New Trailer For “Fast And Furious 9”
One of the most confusing things to me about movie trailers these days is the need to show everything that happens in the movie. Why am I watching it then? Enter: Fast And The Furious 9. The movie was pushed back, like everything else, because of coronavirus, but is coming out on June 25. It stars Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron, and John Cena who will play the villain brother of Vin and Jordana’s characters. The newest trailer is a whopping three minutes long and shows off so many car stunts I don’t know what the shit they have left. But it’s Fast and Furious and there are two more movies coming, so I’m sure they’ll think of more some gravity and velocity-defying nonsense.
Charlize Theron And Helen Mirren Are Returning For “Fast & Furious 9”
Deadline says that all of us Helen Mirren stans can get hyped because the Dame herself is going to be back for more Fast & The Furious madness. And she will be joined by previous villainess of the franchise, Charlize Theron who has been announced to also be coming back for the ninth installment. These two Oscar winners coming back? Dave Bautista will have to come around now!
Nikki Bella And John Cena Have Broken Up Again
True love is dead. Well it is for Nikki Bella and John Cena. A bunch of other celebrities seem to still be in love but I’m sure they’ll be joining Nikki and John in Splitsville any day now.
People is reporting that the most romantic thing to happen in a wrestling ring (at least on camera) has come to a slow, sad, and totally not scripted conclusion. It was the season finale of Total Bellas last night, and we learned that Nikki called off her engagement to John about a month before they were supposed to get married. Continue reading
John Cena Vows To Impregnate Nikki Bella
There’s been a development in the Nikki Bella/John Cena relationship, y’all! Everyone’s favorite soap opera with fists–WWE–is known for it’s high-octane drama and Rupaul-level theatrics, but we often forget what keeps the whole machine running: it’s heart.
Previously we’ve seen the two break off their engagement; we learned it was because John really hated the idea of babies or marriage; and then we saw John make a very public announcement of his continued love for her, which she was, like, totally stunned about! The totally real drama continues!
Nikki Bella Is Dumbfounded Over John Cena Saying He Still Wants To Marry Her
When you’re a normal wrestler, you take your frustrations out on some dumbbells and add a few extra sets at the gym. When you’re John Cena, you just head over to the set of Today to toss back some chardonnay with Hoda Kolb and Kathie Lee Gifford. John went to those two wrecks to talk about his feelings and how he still wants to marry and have babies with ex-fiancée Nikki Bella. Much to the delight of John and E! network executives, she isn’t totally turned off by the idea. Continue reading
John Cena Reportedly Didn’t Really Ever Want To Get Married In The First Place
There was a time when it used to mean something if you dropped down on one knee in a pair of spandex undies in front of screaming, drunk fans and proposed to your girlfriend at WrestleMania. But apparently John Cena’s engagement to Nikki Bella was doomed from the start, because he wasn’t the marrying type to begin with.