Anthony Kiedis Saved A Baby’s Life During Carpool Karaoke
James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke segment on The Late Late Show has given us so much more than just watching famous people fulfill an obligation to their publicist. It’s where we learned that Leonardo DiCaprio calls people “boo boo” and that Adele would probably be into replacing both Posh and Sporty in that upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour. And now we can add “saving babies” to the list of things Carpool Karaoke is responsible for.
The latest edition of Carpool Karaoke aired on Monday night and featured the Red Hot Chili Peppers. According to an interview Anthony Keidis recently gave to UK’s Radio X (via Page Six), things got really dramatic on the day they filmed it. Shortly after they finished karaoke-ing, they all decided to pull the car over and get some Mexican food. That’s when they saw a panicked woman coming out of a house across the street with a baby saying “My baby, my baby can’t breathe.” And I’m sure the most terrifying thing they thought they were going to hear that day was the words “I’m going to tape this mic to your bare skin.”
All the Peppers ran across the street, and Anthony says the woman shoved the baby into his arms. Anthony immediately shifted into hero mode and tried CPR. Unfortunately, the baby’s mouth was locked shut, so he couldn’t breath in any air. So he started rubbing the baby’s tummy instead. Eventually bubbles started coming out of baby’s mouth and their eyes rolled back into place. An ambulance showed up, and he passed the baby off to paramedics.
I don’t know if Anthony learned those life-saving skills during his trip to the hospital last month or what, but damn. If someone handed me an unconscious baby while I was eating tacos, I would be freaking out and screaming and knocking over hot sauces and shit. Anthony deserves some kind of award or medal for his quick thinking. I would be ok if he received that medal shirtless and the city pinned it to a gym sock. Just a suggestion!
NeNe Leakes’ Second Schnoz Job Was For Medical Reasons, Okay?
On the left is NeNe Leakes of The Real HouseWrecks of Atlanta working nose job #1 (and an exquisite pair of brown cholita brows) at the GLAAD Media Awards in April. On the right is NeNe working nose job #2 on Watch What Happens Live last night.
While on WWHL last night, a caller asked NeNe if she got her nose chopped, screwed, rotated and pinched again. Anybody who has the ability to see knows the answer to that question, but NeNe answered it anyway and confirmed that a plastic surgeon’s scalpel has touched her nose for a second time. But this time around, NeNe had to do it and not because her Real Housewives contract states that she must stay as plastic looking as possible at all times. NeNe says she did it for medical reasons.
Demi Lovato Is Coming For Mariah Carey Now
I don’t know if Demi Lovato’s New Year’s resolution was to drag every popular female artist from the music industry into as many messy cat fights as possible, but it’s starting to look that way. So far in 2016, Demi has come for Taylor Swift, then Nicki Minaj, then Taylor Swift again. And now she’s starting a fight that includes Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, and Jennifer Lopez.
Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston’s Love Bloomed In Front Of This Swan Pastry
Before we get into the most romantic dinner of the century, I must say that swan pastry is much too fabulous to be eaten. It doesn’t belong in someone’s stomach. It belongs on the Las Vegas stage, because bitch is working that voluminous whipped cream boa like no other. No, that whipped cream isn’t its body, it’s its costume. I bet Taylor Swift ordered the server to get that swan pastry out of her sight because she was jealous of all the charisma and glamour it possessed. And yes, I was completely sober while writing that little bit about the Liberace pastry swan. Moving on…
Future Is Dropping His Counter-Lawsuit Against Ciara
Future and Ciara, seen above long before they sued each other for millions of dollars and dragged each other on social media, appeared to have come one step closer to ending their dramatic messy feud.
Back in February, Ciara slapped her former fiancé and father of her 2-year-old son Future Zahir with a $15 million defamation lawsuit. Ciara claimed Future damaged her reputation by saying she was a crappy mom. Future slapped back with a counter-suit, claiming you can’t ruin the career of someone who doesn’t have a career anymore. Last month, Future was awarded shared custody of Future Jr. It sounds like spending more time with their kid has calmed his thirst for revenge against Future Jr.’s mommy, because TMZ says that he’s dropped his counter-suit.
According to sources close to Future, who I’m guessing are his close friends Past and Present (I deserve all the groans for that one), he’s afraid that if he pursues that counter-suit, Ciara will get revenge by taking him back to court, which could mess up their current custody agreement. Future is really happy that he gets to spend more time with their son, so he decided to stop poking at the bee’s nest and drop his lawsuit. Ciara, however, is still suing Future for $15 million.
I don’t have kids, so I can’t say for sure if spending more time with them is better than trying to destroy your ex-fiancée in court. But I have spent three days in jury duty selection before. The memory of being stuck in a boring-ass court room watching five sweaty adults fight over the last uncompleted Sudoku puzzle still haunts me. So personally, I too would take changing poopy training pants and watching Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood till I saw cartoon tigers in my nightmares. I think you chose wisely, Future.
Pic: Wenn.com
Meanwhile, In Saskatoon…..
If you need something maple syrup-flavored to lift your soul a bit after watching that depressing video of a dehydrated Meat Loaf wilting on stage, Justin Bieber has provided you with that. When Meat Loaf collapsed in Alberta, the universe probably screamed, “Shit needs balancing in Canada,” and so BOOM went the Biebs in Saskatchewan.
While struttin’ down the stage during his show in Saskatoon last night, the Biebs was too busy fixing his ~*~fashun~*~ to notice the open trap door in front of him and in his little ass went. Don’t worry, no Canadian toddler pop stars were injured in the making of this laugh. The Biebs jumped back out and said he was all good. That bitch ass trap door can’t keep a badass down for long!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxTrBaLEhOc
No word if that trap door opened up by itself because it wanted to get revenge on Justin Bieber for refusing to give it an autograph earlier.
But what I really want to know is, what in Gymboree Eminem Kurt Cobain Grunge HELL is that boy wearing? See, parents, this is why you should never let your kids pick out their own outfits. They end up leaving the house (or in this case, the dressing room) looking like the least popular member of Scotland’s #2 grunge-themed bagpipe band.