Well, this is shitty. Obviously for the person it happened to, but it’s also a little shitty for the audience as well. Nobody should be denied the raw operatic power ballad emotion of the legendary Meat Loaf.

TMZ says that 68-year-old Meat Loaf collapsed on stage at a show in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada last night. It all happened during an encore performance of “I’d Do Anything For Love.” Meat Loaf just sort of lays his mic stand down (always such a goddamn gentleman, that Meat Loaf), and rolls onto the floor. A bunch of musicians and roadies then rush to his side. And as you can see from the video below, it was a really awful, crappy moment for everyone involved.

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The elegantly crafted two-tone symbol of everlasting love that Will Smith gave to Vivica Fox in Independence Day!

I really should’ve saved this exquisite and timeless engagement/wedding ring for Valentine’s Day HSOTD, but really, every day is the perfect day to celebrate a breathtaking emblem of unity. Reader Liska dropped this HSOTD suggestion into my inbox after Independence Day on TV the other day. Before Will Smith’s character goes off to save the planet from the aliens (I’m not sure if that’s pro-Scientology propaganda or anti-Scientology propaganda), he gives his stripper girlfriend played by Vivica Fox a stunning dolphin ring and marries her. Let’s get a close-up of the ring that is the #1 best-seller at a Jared’s in heaven:

I know, it’s a miracle that Vivica’s character was able to marry Will’s character. You would think that her legs would buckle and she’d pass out from the rays of classiness shooting off of that gold dolphin as it leaps over a cubic zirconia buoy floating on a silver-plated wave. I haven’t read the plot for Independence Day: Resurgence, because I’m guessing that the aliens come back to earth to try to steal that ring. That’s the only acceptable plot!

Liska also pointed me toward an Entertainment Weekly article from 1996 that says that the 1-carat CZ ring cost $1,200 at the time and that it started a new trend in dolphin jewelry. EW’s article also has these two gems in it:

Will the ID ring — which is neither subtle nor lightweight — be copied? ”I certainly hope none of my brides turn up with that,” says wedding planner Marcy Blum of New York City. But Fox, who’s been promised the ring by ID’s producers, vows she’d wear it to her wedding. Someday. ”It’s beautiful,” says the actress, who wouldn’t divulge her age. ”Of course, at this stage of the game I’d take a wedding ring any flavor that it came in.”

I’m assuming that after she made that WRONG comment, Marcy Blum’s business plummeted. What bride could trust her taste after she slammed the two-toned definition of tasteful elegance?! And Vivica, who wouldn’t divulge her age for this post, has never been married and that’s obviously because she farts on any proposal that doesn’t involve that dazzling drop of perfection. If your piece proposes to you and they don’t do it with a two-tone dolphin ring, don’t even dignity their proposal with an answer! Two-tone CZ dolphin ring or GTFOYK (get the fuck off your knees)!

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A GIF of THE QUEEN telling Prince William to stand his ass up is making the rounds, and it’s the posh British version of an abuelita burning you with a stank eye as she reaches for her chancleta. That “reaching for her chancleta” move tells you that you better stand up, straighten up and shut the fuck up – Lainey Gossip 

Bella Hadid is ready for her third face – Celebitchy

Jules Wainstein of The Real Drunkwives of New York City filed for divorce after her Keebler Elf of a husband cheated on her – Reality Tea

Question: Is Backdoor Farrah’s ass skin made of plastic or did she use an Instagram filter to erase all her butt pimples? –  The Superficial 

How many of Oscar the Grouch’s relatives died to make Bella Thorne’s ugly sandals? – Drunken Stepfather

The Wicked movie is finally coming out….. in 3 long years – Jezebel

RuPaul gives his thoughts about the massacre in Orlando – Towleroad

Vanessa Hudgens’ “covering face with coffee” skills are getting slightly better – Popoholic

Natalie Dormer’s top looks like a Christmas placemat I made for my mom in the second grade – Hollywood Tuna 

A Married With Children reunion will probably never ever happen – HuffPo

Panty Creamer of the Day: Vintage Stanley Tucci struttin’ his ass in a tank top for a Levi’s commercial – SOW

Do we even have to go through the whole election process now that THE MIGHTY O has chosen her candidate? – Boy Culture

BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston did a pap stroll without a bottle of Smart Water in her hand – Just Jared

The Spice Girls have apparently been trying to put together a 20th anniversary reunion tour, and we already know that Posh Spice isn’t doing it because she has officially retired from half-assed lip-synching while pointing at things. Now one of America’s most esteemed and trustworthy literary journals Life & Style is reporting that Sporty Spice doesn’t want to do the tour either, and so Scary Spice, Baby Spice and Ginger Spice have come up with an idea that makes me think they were possessed by Satan. This idea is one of the most unholiest things I’ve ever heard. The Spice Girls are planning to hold tryouts to replace Posh and Sporty. Some source dribbled out these evil words:

“It wasn’t a surprise that Victoria would decline the tour, but the girls really hit the roof when Mel C ditched too.

The girls are going to be making a formal announcement about tryouts for their spots in the next few weeks. Posh and Sporty can be replaced.”

Okay, truthfully, if the Spice Girls put a snobby-looking broomstick in a wig onstage and called it Posh, nobody would really question that, and in fact, the audience would probably talk about how she looked more lively than usual. But replacing Sporty who is only the only Spice Girl who can sing? When the Spice Girls sang, “Make it last forever, friendship never ends,” they weren’t just singing lyrics. They were also singing a legal oath to each other. So if Scary, Baby and Geri actually hold auditions, they’ll be breaking that legal oath. Their next reunion show will be in a prison mess hall after they’re jailed for committing an illegal act of betrayal!