Jennifer Lopez’s Carpool Karaoke bit with James Corden aired on The Late Late Show last night, and I can already see you reaching for the mute button on your speakers because you don’t want your co-workers thinking that you’re mutilating tone-deaf cats in your cubicle. But it’s really not that bad, and besides, it’s hard to hear JLo sing with the English Jimmy Fallon yodeling over her. But in between James Corden belting out JLo songs, he asked her who the most famous person in her phone is. If JLo still keeps in touch with any of the Fly Girls, they’re all probably the most famous tricks in her phone. But James Corden spotted Leonardo DiCatchAHo in her phone and he pretended to be JLo when he texted this:
“Hey baby, I’m kind of feeling like I need to cut loose. Any suggestions? Let me know, JLo (from the block).”
You’d think that DiCatchAHo wouldn’t text right away since it’s hard to text when two skinny blond 20-year-old models are doing the female Eiffel Tower on him as his man servant Lukas Haas gives him a manicure on the main deck of a yacht in the middle of the Mediterranean. But DiCatchAHo texted her back right away with this gem:
“You mean tonight, boo boo? Club-wise?”
DiCatchAHo is that dorky frat boy who never grows up and is always down to party. You can call him at 8 in the morning on a Tuesday and he’ll show up in the front of your house in a party bus blasting Skillrex. And DiCatchAHo not even side-eyeing JLo’s text a little tells me that she sends him texts like that all the time. You can’t fool us, boo boo! The DiCatchAHo bit is at the 12:25 mark:
And JLo also spilled this:
“I’ve had some amazing proposals. I’ve been married a couple of times. I’m still trying to get it right. I don’t want to compare one to the other. They were all pretty spectacular. They were nice. And then there’s some that asked me to marry them and I said no. I’ve been married three times. I’ve been proposed to five times.”
So the three she married were Ojani Noa, Cris Judd and Skeletor. She was engaged to Ben Affleck, and as for the fifth fiancé, Diddy may be the easiest guess, but I’m going to go with Casper Smart. JLo probably said no, because Casper pulled a move I pulled on my mom when I was a little kid with zero money to my name. One time when it was my mom’s birthday, I went into her jewelry box, took a necklace, wrapped it and gave it to her, hoping that she wouldn’t remember that she owns it. Casper probably did that to JLo when he proposed and she just patted him on the head, said “awwww” and made a mental note to up his allowance so he can save up for a new ring.