Some things continue to shock me. Like the beauty of a sunset or the smell of Chinatown garbage in the summer. These are just wonders of the world I suppose. Much like Amber Rose and her ability to get money and stay in the public eye. She has a VH1 talk show coming out, which means she needs to step up the media game and get that “watch my show!” press. In her latest push, Amber gives us her thoughts on pop singer and noted lover (then hater) of men, Taylor Swift.

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What did I tell you? I told you this was coming. Spring and summer bring nothing but allergies, sweaty pits and news of babies. Ok and wine coolers. But mostly the baby stuff. And now another baby! But at least this one is semi-presidential so it has some relevance to the current political climate and debates and all that CNN talk. Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton and her husband, who totally doesn’t look like he kills drifters, Marc Mezvinsky, have welcomed their second child, Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky, into the world.

Chelsea tweeted the announcement of his birth early this morning:

Marc and I are overwhelmed with gratitude and love as we celebrate the birth of our son, Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky.

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) June 18, 2016

Chelsea and Marc have one other child together, 20-month-old Charlotte. Chelsea’s parents, Hillary and Bill Clinton, are, let’s say… excited for the arrival of their second grandchild. But those are my words. Their statement uses language that only Michael K will truly appreciate (via People):

We are overjoyed to be grandparents again with the arrival of our grandson, Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky, born on Saturday, June 18, 2016. We are all over the moon as Chelsea and Marc welcome Charlotte’s little brother to the world and grateful for our many blessings.  Chelsea and Aidan are both doing well and enjoying this very special time together.

If I were Hillary, I’d get Aidan and Charlotte out on the campaign trail ASAP. As we all know, this election is getting tougher and tougher, closer and closer. Every vote counts! Aidan and Charlotte can definitely help Hillary with getting more of the youth vote. Give them some funky hats and have someone write a rap for them to perform at malls. If anything, it’ll be better or on par with the current output of the music industry. Right, Tony? 

In any case, rapping or not, congrats to Chelsea and Marc and may there be many moons for you to be over.

Pic: Wenn

Irritabelle, the personification of an irritable colon in a wig! (“I thought the personification of an irritable colon in a wig was Donald Trump?” – almost everyone)

Many commercials for meds are so weird that they make you feel like one of the side effects of the pills they’re trying to sell is “hallucinating some real fuckery,” and the commercial for Viberzi does just that. Viberzi (which sounds like the name of a chocha rash you get from overusing a vibrator) is a pill that’s supposed to help people whose IBS just won’t let them live their life, because their ass cheeks have to be cemented to the toilet seat at all times.

The makers of this ad campaign for Viberzi decided to put a face on diarrhea and abdominal pain. The current face of diarrhea and abdominal pain for many of us is this year’s presidential election. But according to the makers of this ad campaign, an irritable colon looks and acts a lot like a Kathy Griffin impersonator. So they hired actress Illana Becker, slapped a ginger wig on her and put her to work. Irritabelle’s shoes alone are giving me the wet shits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gK22mfJjm4

Illana talked to AdWeek back in April, when the ad campaign launched, about how she tackled playing a colon:

“Irritabelle doesn’t intend to be irritating, or even remotely hurtful—so I wanted to be sure the character came from an honest yet playful place. Also, as someone who has struggled with stomach issues myself, I wanted to be clear on how frustrating the condition can be and not make fun of it in any way.”

Meryl Streep, WHO?! And I hope this leads to Irritabelle playing the annoying ex-girlfriend of Slim Goodbody in the Slim Goodbody movie that needs to happen.

(For Texndoc)

Blake Shelton (40)
Max Records (19)
Willa Holland (25)
Renee Olstead (27)
Melanie Iglesias (29)
Richard Madden (30)
Alex Hirsch (31)
Scooter Braun (35)
David Giuntoli (36)
Ben Gleib (38)
Eddie Cibrian (43)
Ray LaMontagne (43)
Kerry Butler (45)
Kurt Browning (50)
Robin Christopher (51)
Kim Dickens (51)
Dizzy Reed (53)
Alison Moyet (55)
Andrea Evans (59)
Carol Kane (64)
Isabella Rossellini (64)
Raffaella Carrà (73)
Sir Paul McCartney (74)

Pic: Today

Opera Australia’s opening night of Carmen was the most important star-studded event of the year and that’s solely because SHANNEN DOHERTY was there! Even her friend Holly Marie Combs is thinking to herself, “Tip me over and pour me out, I can’t believe I’m touching thee Brenda Walsh!” – Lainey Gossip 

Is this Posh Beckham or Kira from The Dark Crystal in a brown wig? – Celebitchy

Most of The Real Housewives of Orange County reunited for the show’s 10th anniversary, and the pictures look like they were taken at a Bad Plastic Surgery Convention – Reality Tea 

Lindsay Lohan showed Taylor Swift how the shameless staged photo shoot is really done – Drunken Stepfather

Another one of Josh Duggar’s victims may have come forward – The Superficial 

Xtina put out a song for the victims of the Orlando massacre – Towleroad

Nick Minaj, on the other hand, unfollowed a fan on Twitter for wondering why she hasn’t said anything about Orlando – Boy Culture

Because one of Ashley Greene’s nipple is hard and the other one isn’t, it looks like her tits are winking – Hollywood Tuna

Emily RideAJetSki’s velvet ensemble is very “Willy Wonka as a 70s pimp” and I don’t hate it – Popoholic

Disneyland really is the Happiest Place on Earth if it made Kanye West actually produce a smile – HuffPo

Dexter’s sister (and ex-wife in real-life) got secret married – Just Jared

Logo finally announced which queens will battle it out in RuPual’s Drag Race All Stars 2, and I’m guessing Shangela is hiding under Roxxxy Andrews’ dress – NewNowNext

Justin Theroux managed to help Jennifer Aniston up some stairs even though he was just electrocuted. I mean, he was, right? That’s why his hair looks like that, right?  – Popsugar

Diane Keaton wants some dick – SOW

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Beyonce can’t even trust her hussy slut tramp whore husband around any trick including a grown man with beautifully gelled hair. Or maybe Beyonce is side-eyeing Jay-Z’s finger while wondering where the hell that thing has been.

Anyway, Beyonce starred in The Beyonce Sitting In A Chair Show (featuring game 6 of the NBA Finals) in Cleveland, OH last night, and yes, 100% of the people there were to watch her sit in a chair, but a basketball game also went down. The Cleveland Cavasomethings played the Golden Shower Warriors. Cleveland won, and part of me wishes I could watch a full basketball game without falling into a coma, because there was DRAMA! Steph Curry, who plays for the Warriors, was ejected in the final minutes of the game for throwing his mouthpiece into the crowd. After that happened, Stephen’s wife, professional Twitterer, Ayesha Curry, screamed on Twitter that the game was rigged for money or ratings. Realizing that those tweets could maybe get her husband in trouble, she deleted them and said she tweeted in the heat of the moment.

It really wasn’t Ayesha Curry’s night. She also complained about being kept on the bus just 10 minutes before the game was set to start, and as she was forced to stay in there, Beyonce strolled on by without one care in the world:

Ayesha Curry was stuck on the bus because of Beyonce ? pic.twitter.com/3hK7Ff8zyD

— Jade (@JadeBurnam) June 17, 2016

It was really for Ayesha Curry’s own safety, because if she was let off of the bus, she may have been accidentally stung by the crazed members of the Beyhive trying to get close to their queen.

Pics: Getty