Category: Bitch Goes Down

Open Post: Hosted By A Cat Pushing An Elderly Dog Down The Stairs

December 7, 2021 / Posted by:

In any household with multiple pets, the battle for total power is never-ending. Only the strongest and cutest come out on top. Enter Snickers, a black-and-white cat who is totally over sharing the spotlight with Bailey, an elderly golden retriever. In a harrowing clip posted to TikTok, Snickers nonchalantly pushes the 15-year-old doggie down a small flight of carpeted stairs. Bailey tumbles to the ground while the owner, @queefly, freaks out. But don’t worry, by the end of the video the old bitch is back on her feet, relatively unscathed. Sorry, Snickers. Your sick attempts at euthanasia have once again failed. Continue reading

A Fan Tried To Pick Up Lady Gaga At Her Las Vegas Show And Dropped Her Ass

October 18, 2019 / Posted by:

33-year-old Oscar-winning yodeler, Lady Gaga, has a Las Vegas residency going on because while that used to mean you were a loser who can’t sell a tour, it now means that you’re a big star who stays in one place and your fans empty out their 401ks to fly to see you and pay $500 for a ticket. Gaga is restarting her shows at Park MGM and during last night’s performance, she took a motherfucking fall–and brought a fan down with her.

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Naomi Campbell Says That Designers Have Asked Her To Fall On Their Runways

October 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Naomi Campbell talked with Vivienne Westwood about her infamous fall at Vivienne’s 1993 runway show. Naomi claims that since that bitch goes down moment, designers have asked her to bust her ass on purpose in order to get the publicity. Naomi said she would never, “As it goes against everything I stand for.

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Paula Abdul Fell Off The Stage Last Night

October 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Last night, Paul Abdul was performing the second date on her Straight Up 2018 tour, when she fell off the stage and into the crowd right in the middle of warbling a song. Unfortunately, there were no reports that MC Skat Cat was there to catch her fall, but even though Paula got “Knocked Out” she managed to keep her “Crazy Cool” and the show went on once she decided to continue to “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow” because she was feeling “Alright Tonight“. Ok, Ok, I know that was painful, but TMZ already took the obvious headline that Paula went “Straight Down“.

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Meanwhile, In Saskatoon…..

June 17, 2016 / Posted by:

If you need something maple syrup-flavored to lift your soul a bit after watching that depressing video of a dehydrated Meat Loaf wilting on stage, Justin Bieber has provided you with that. When Meat Loaf collapsed in Alberta, the universe probably screamed, “Shit needs balancing in Canada,” and so BOOM went the Biebs in Saskatchewan.

While struttin’ down the stage during his show in Saskatoon last night, the Biebs was too busy fixing his ~*~fashun~*~ to notice the open trap door in front of him and in his little ass went. Don’t worry, no Canadian toddler pop stars were injured in the making of this laugh. The Biebs jumped back out and said he was all good. That bitch ass trap door can’t keep a badass down for long!

No word if that trap door opened up by itself because it wanted to get revenge on Justin Bieber for refusing to give it an autograph earlier.

But what I really want to know is, what in Gymboree Eminem Kurt Cobain Grunge HELL is that boy wearing? See, parents, this is why you should never let your kids pick out their own outfits. They end up leaving the house (or in this case, the dressing room) looking like the least popular member of Scotland’s #2 grunge-themed bagpipe band.

Note To Jennifer Lawrence: This Is How You Bust Out A Fall

May 13, 2016 / Posted by:

When Jennifer Lawrence performed her latest choreographed stumble in London, I didn’t even bother lifting up the score card with a giant zero on it. It was such a pathetic attempt, and it was sad seeing the one-time Legend of the Falls fall from grace with that half-assed stumble. Maybe Jennifer Lawrence just needs a little inspiration, and so she should pull up a chair and watch rejected Mouseketeer turned pop person Meghan Trainor bust her ass on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night.

Two painful things happened during Meghan’s performance: She sang that eardrum-bruising song “Me Too” and her ankle turned on her by causing her bass to go boom. Meghan’s fall gets a solid 7.5 from me. Trick gave us ankle wiggling, a hair flip and a shriek. After Meghan’s ass ate floor, Jimmy Fallon turned himself into Jimmy Fallin’ by lying next her. Meghan is fine and didn’t die, so it’s okay to laugh, and then re-watch it and laugh, and then re-watch it again and laugh, and then re-watch it again and laugh X 300,000.

Because I care about your nerves and don’t want you to hurt yourself by listening to the song, the lead-up to the fall starts at the 3:40 mark.

You’re probably wondering why Meghan just didn’t Photoshop that fall out of her performance. Meghan said on Good Morning America today that she re-shot the performance, but they decided to go with that one. Because you know, a Meghan Trainor performance on its own is about as exciting as flavorless oatmeal made with tap water, but add in a fall and it’s instantly entertaining. America runs on pop tricks falling.

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