Now that Cardi B has returned to her true calling of causing Twitter wars there’s a new allegation that her husband Offset had an illicit affair with fellow multicolored wig rapped Saweetie. It all started when a Twitter user decided to have a little fun at Cardi’s expense by bringing up a court case from 2020 that’s still pending. And since Cardi doesn’t know how to walk away from anything, as soon as she realized someone was talking shit she put on her boxing gloves and rang the bell herself to begin Round 1.

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FINALLY, some happy news around here! If you follow New Kids on the Block’s Jonathan Knight on Instagram then you probably already know that he and his man of 14 years, Harley Rodriguez, got married a bit ago. But while promoting the second season of his HGTV renovation show Farmhouse Fix, he confirmed that he and Harley got married on the shush and are planning a bigger wedding party in the near future. Hearing that Jonathan of NKOTB got gay married would make 8-year-old me explode into a happy ball of rainbow confetti before 8-year-old me asks, “What’s gay mean? I mean, everybody keeps calling me that!” – Celebitchy

Not long after Michelle Branch let everyone know that her husband Patrick Carney passed his peen to his manager while she was taking care of their 6-month-old baby, she was arrested and charged with domestic assault for allegedly slapping him down. Authorities in Tennessee have now dropped the charge and she’s off the hook. So that’s behind her now, but I’m sure she got a text from noted Black Keys hater Jack White, letting her know that if she ever gets the urge to slap down Patrick again, call him   – Just Jared

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Given all the drama surrounding Olivia Wilde’s upcoming psychological thriller/unintentional comedy Don’t Worry Darling starring Zach Braff’s former boo Florence Pugh and Olivia’s current boo Harry Styles, it’s easy to forget that things could be worse. When the movie went into production, Shia LeBeouf was starring opposite Flo “as suburban husband” who “may or may not be gaslighting his wife,” but was replaced by her first-choice, Harry, with no reason given other than a “scheduling conflict.” A bit later Olivia admitted that she shit canned Shia for violating her “no assholes policy” on set, but in her recent Variety interview, she claims that she fired him because her priority was to make sure Flo felt safe and supported given the “vulnerable situations” she’d be putting her in. Based on what we’ve heard, I’m not sure how safe and supported Flo felt when Olivia started fucking her co-star, but at least she never had to see Shia with his shirt off. That “creeper” clown chest tattoo alone is enough to send anybody to trauma therapy.

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Lately, Stranger Things star Noah Schnapp has been proving to be an eager courier to the masses. First, when 17-year-old Noah shared with the world that 27-year-old Doja Cat’s pick-up game was weak as hell and that he’s very mature for his age (or at least more mature than her). Then, when he finally confirmed the speculation that his character, Will Byers, is gay. Now, Noah shared in an interview that the show’s directors had a tough time working through the young casts’ journeys into puberty. The show’s been on the air since 2016 when most of the core cast ranged from 12-14 years old, but since the shooting of the show has stretched on for longer than the timeline of the plot, added height, deeper voices, and fresh 5 o’clock shadows in one random scene in the middle of scenes that were shot pre-puberty would not be the look, so directors had a challenge on their hands.

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I still haven’t seen Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis but after covering it at length, I think I get the basics. Block headed boy is taken under the wing of an elderly stage manager type with suspicious motives and a broadly “European” accent played by Tom Hanks who pulls his strings to make him sing and dance which he’s not really good at until he meets a Black musician who animates his hips and the boy gets super famous and runs off to live a life of and debauchery and adventure before ultimately dying alone on the shitter. Have I got that right or did I just describe to you the entire plot of Robert Zemeckis’ Pinocchio? I’d argue both are correct.

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