You can always count on any BET red carpet to provide some high fashion “moments”, and last night’s BET Awards was no exception. The MET Gala would have been smart to reference “BET red carpet” when trying to get clueless celebrities to grasp the concept of camp. RuPaul’s zebra suit would have looked right at home given the profusion of sequins, pastels, neon, and sculptural pieces that walked the BET carpet. For example, take aspiring rapper/entrepreneur/wig maker to the stars Cliff Vmir (above). His title alone is plenty camp, but throw in a chartreuse vinyl jumpsuit and top it off with a day-glo Victorian fringed lampshade, you’ve got a weenie roast with s’mores for dessert.
So I think it’s safe to say that Cardi B and Offset are not good with money. He went ballistic trying to “win Cardi back” when clearly she’s the type of girl who will arrange a hit on a stripper before she actually holds her own husband accountable for his actions. And then they spent $80,000 on diamond bracelets for a 10-month-old who will just swallow one by accident one day and shit it out. Well, add some more diamonds to Kulture‘s intestinal tract because these people won’t stop, and have now upped the ante to $100,000 in diamonds. I mean, sure, she can’t count to 10 but give her diamonds worth multiple people’s student loans.
Last year, Cardi B allegedly ordered a beat down on two strip club bartenders because one of them maybe had sex with Offset (what a shock, that he would cheat). Jade and Baddie G, the two strip club bartenders who were the object of Cardi’s wrath, claimed they were genuinely injured. Cardi turned herself in and was charged with two misdemeanors. Those misdemeanors have been leveled up and now Cardi has been fully indicted by a grand jury and has fourteen charges against her. Imagine if Cardi had dropped her wrath on the cheating man who fucked her over by fucking someone else instead of masterminding an attack on his side piece? But that would require reasonable thinking.
Cardi B, did what she does best, which should be rapping, but is actually just getting in front of a camera and going off about whatever. Cardi B let us know on Instagram Live about these recent stories that she had to cancel shows in order to recover from getting her tits done and lipo. She wants the “haters‘ to know two things. One: go fuck yourself. Two: she is losing millions because of this, so please refer back to One.
Cardi B is hurting hard. It seems that the need to be a thin and beautiful celebrity is causing dual damage. Not only did Cardi have to put her body through liposuction so that she could be skinny, but now said liposuction is causing complications for her. It’s an endless circle of pain! Rich people problems, amirite? It’s so bad that now her cosmetic surgery has taken her out of the game and she has pulled out of a Memorial Day weekend show.
I’m sure the term invasion of privacy is more than just an album title at Offset and Cardi B’s house because they don’t play any games when it comes to fans trying to film them without their consent. Well, maybe not so much Cardi, who will jump in front of a camera like she’s Superman stopping a speeding train. Offset, on the other hand, not so much. And in a fighting style that he must have learned from fellow “Don’t Film Me!” Kung Fu master Conor McGregor, Offset is now in trouble with the law for attacking a fan’s phone after slapping it out of his hand at an Atlanta area Target.