Well, folks, it’s that time of year again when on-again-off-again twosome Cardi B and Offset need to seriously consider getting a divorce! While the couple owns plenty of private property in homes spanning New York, Atlanta, LA, and the Dominican Republic, somehow, they still find themselves arguing in public. On Monday, the pair separately targeted one another on social media, with Offset kicking things off by posting an Instagram story claiming that Cardi cheated on him, and she clapped back on Twitter Spaces, calling him “stupid” and pointing out that he’s the one with a long history of straycations.
Two weeks ago on Valentine’s Day, McDonald’s started selling the Cardi B and Offset Meal in honor of, you guessed it, Cardi B and Offset. Together, the couple is shilling this meal bundle, which allegedly includes their favorite Mickey D’s menu items. I say “allegedly” because my go-to McDonald’s meal is so disgusting, so shameful, so incredibly sauce-filled, that I would totally make up a fake one for the promotion. Anywho, McDonald’s is promoting the bundle as a special date night meal. But, according to The Wall Street Journal (via The Takeout), some McDonald’s franchisees don’t want to promote it. They seem to believe that Cardi and Offset’s “lyrics and lifestyle” don’t reflect “the company’s values.” Wait… so strip club brawls, wet ass pussies, and serial cheating is considered worse than the Hamburglar? A wanted criminal addicted to hamburglary?? Continue reading
Cardi B is a changed woman. Cardi has finally started her long-delayed, mandatory 15 hours of community service. Or, what we like to call, the bare minimum. Because slaps on the wrists are to be expected when you have one of Donald Trump’s attorneys on your legal team. But she wants us all to know that this experience is the best thing to ever happen since having a Mcdonald’s meal named after her and her man Offset. Who knew ordering a hit on two women could become such a blessing?
Cardi B appears on REVOLT’s The Jason Lee Show tonight, talking to the other Jason Lee about her relationship with Offset, their marital issues, etc. And I mean, that’s a lot of ground to cover between her half-assed divorce attempt and all of the hiding of his phone that Offset does. But Cardi is sticking by her man, and she says as much in her interview. She better because Cardi almost went to jail for that man, and pleaded out for arranging a strip club beatdown on the woman who slept with him. And she almost got in trouble again, as Cardi did not manage to complete the measly amount of community service she was sentenced to and had to go back to court over it.
Now that Cardi B has returned to her true calling of causing Twitter wars there’s a new allegation that her husband Offset had an illicit affair with fellow multicolored wig rapped Saweetie. It all started when a Twitter user decided to have a little fun at Cardi’s expense by bringing up a court case from 2020 that’s still pending. And since Cardi doesn’t know how to walk away from anything, as soon as she realized someone was talking shit she put on her boxing gloves and rang the bell herself to begin Round 1.
Cardi B and her jackpot-hitting trophy husband Offset have taken to Twitter once again to engage in one of their favorite recreational activities: TWITTER WARS!! Of course, this is a sport Cardi holds all of the world records in like How To Complain The Most, AND How To Properly Drag Your Fans. And in this latest attempt at bringing home the gold, Cardi and her husband are joining forces to take down his former record label, Quality Control Music, as well as his former manager Pierre “Pee” Thomas (yes, “Pee“) as they try to slam Offset after he left their label to begin his inevitable solo career.