Who shows up to a wedding and upstages the bride and groom by wearing a dazzlingly white terry cloth bathrobe? Harry Fucking Styles. Who further steals their thunder by bringing his brand new movie star girlfriend, who is also his director, as his plus one? You guessed it, Harry. Fucking. Styles. And according to People, Olivia Wilde is the one who is Fucking Harry Styles.
People reports that 26-year-old Harry and 36-year-old Olivia attended the small, COVID “safe” wedding of Jeff Azoff, Harry’s manager, and Glenne Christiaansen, an executive at Apple Music.
Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles were seen holding hands at a friend’s wedding over the weekend, sparking dating rumors for the pair who recently worked together on the film Don’t Worry Darling, which Styles starred in and Wilde directed.
“They were in Montecito, California this weekend for a wedding,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They were affectionate around their friends, held hands and looked very happy. They have dated for a few weeks.”
Olivia, dressed in a floor-length prairie dress straight out of the Adult Contemporary Coachella collection from Nordstrom (that Harry absolutely could have pulled off himself), holding hands with Harry has enraged the Ted Lasso hive. “Hasn’t he been through enough?!?,” we all screamed, even though we know he’ll handle it like an adult.
Olivia and the titular Ted, Jason Sudeikis, broke up last November after a 7-year engagement that produced two kids. Olivia and Harry have been working together on the movie Don’t Worry Darling, which is directed by Olivia and stars Florence Pugh and Harry, who as previously reported, replaced Shia LaBeouf. I guess we can rest that vague little mystery to rest now.
Here are some shots of Harry in a saggy, limp silk bolo tie and Olivia in a saggy, limp silk Nick Cannon For Target turban, and some of Harry’s hairy legs. Check out these Wilde Styles!
People adds that they “were later seen photographed at his L.A. home with luggage in tow.” Maybe they are planning a little trip to London to tell Ted Lasso in person before he reads about it in The Daily Mail! Never mind, it looks like she might have already broken it to him.
That was Olivia with her ex .. on the 23 December … LMAO. pic.twitter.com/n4z9V5PxfT
— S. (@fearlessmoon09) January 4, 2021
What are these kind, no-drama adults even doing? Thinking of the kids or something? They better knock it off, people are going to get ideas and I’ll be out of a job!