Night Crumbs
FINALLY, some happy news around here! If you follow New Kids on the Block’s Jonathan Knight on Instagram then you probably already know that he and his man of 14 years, Harley Rodriguez, got married a bit ago. But while promoting the second season of his HGTV renovation show Farmhouse Fix, he confirmed that he and Harley got married on the shush and are planning a bigger wedding party in the near future. Hearing that Jonathan of NKOTB got gay married would make 8-year-old me explode into a happy ball of rainbow confetti before 8-year-old me asks, “What’s gay mean? I mean, everybody keeps calling me that!” – Celebitchy
Not long after Michelle Branch let everyone know that her husband Patrick Carney passed his peen to his manager while she was taking care of their 6-month-old baby, she was arrested and charged with domestic assault for allegedly slapping him down. Authorities in Tennessee have now dropped the charge and she’s off the hook. So that’s behind her now, but I’m sure she got a text from noted Black Keys hater Jack White, letting her know that if she ever gets the urge to slap down Patrick again, call him – Just Jared
Warner Bros. has supposedly been holding “funeral screenings” of the now-dead Batgirl for its cast and crew before they bury the movie forever. You know, I’m sure that many people showed up to the funeral screenings in giant black hats. And not only because they were in mourning, but also because a big hat is a great place to hide a camera to record that shit with – Pajiba
Kevin Smith couldn’t hold back the raw emotions at Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez’s second wedding and cried throughout it. I don’t blame him. If I was Kevin Smith, the sight of Ben and JLo together would make me cry too because it’d remind me of the time I made Jersey Girl – Lainey Gossip
I see that Elton John is trying to give the world the gayest musical on earth (which is saying a lot), because he’s doing a Tammy Faye musical in London with help from Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters. And it will star Kristin Chenoweth Katie Brayben as Tammy Faye and Andrew Rannells as Jim Bakker (perfect casting alert) – Playbill
Heather Morris, who was a backup dancer before she was on Glee, says that she heard a story that Jennifer Lopez once dismissed a bunch of dancers from an audition because they were Virgos. What a compliment to you Virgos! – Gawker
Luke Perry now has some company in the Great Peach Pit in the sky. Joe E. Tata, who is best known to many as Peach Pit King Nat on Beverly Hills, 90210, has died at 85 years old. Ian Ziering paid tribute to Joe today.
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